I'd like to meet Negativland. After reviewing their prolific output for many years, and even after becoming employed by The Universal Media Netweb as Director Of Stylistic Premonitions and doing extensive liner notes for many of their recordings, we never met in the halls of Howland or anywhere else. They say they are recluses and any member seen publically is a hired doppleganger. I don't know if that's true, but the one time I was introduced to... "The Weatherman, he's in Negativland," at a UMN Christmas party several years ago, I realized immediately that he most certainly was not the Weatherman. He didn't even know cumulous from stratus or fake bacon from the sizzle. Why the charade? When will the face to face interview be allowed? Unmask Negativland!