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[Mr. EaGle BuRriTo]

You'll be beautiful. But only briefly

About Me

"Compressed lips, white with"
"what they suppressed"

MODELING EVENT UPDATES: Most Recent News: Promotion for Virtal Army Experience ---- Future events Scheduled: (To be Announced)!!!
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The Talent Group
MY HAUNT

7 Floors of Hell
READ ME! I LIKE WHEN YOUR EYES TICKLE THE SCREEN
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I was born in Cleveland, Ohio than moved and spent all my baby life in Fort Lauderdale, Florida till third grade and than I came back to Ohio. Florida was horrible believe it or not. I lived in the most run down of places...it was a damn trailer Park (oh yeah fancy) well it was an experience within itself. Now that life has caught up to me and reality has struck hard agenst my head like a slab of marble I can see now more than ever who people really are and it makes me vomit.

I've been interested in modeling ever since I was 5 years old. I've been free lanceing since 16 and signed with my first agency at the beginning of 2007. I will not help you as far as modeling goes. It's not because I'm a bitter @$$hole, its just that people need to figure it out all on their own.... I worked to get where I am today. NO ONE and I mean no one helped me I did my research I networked myself and I got my own experience.
To the Myspace'ers
I have really bad self-esteem issues believe me. If you knew me well enough than you'll know. I always wish I was hot...I'm extremely ENVIOUS of people...especially looks. I tell you what ever is on my mind and people mistake it as me being a "asswhole" or a "bitch" but no I'm just telling the truth...the truth hurts you lil f*cks... don’t message me saying I'm conceited. I’m far from it my pictures are art; I just don't put them up to give puddles in pants. It’s a way of expression and pretty much the only thing that keeps me sain.

CHECK OUT THE KICK ASS MUSIC VIDEO BELOW: I'm the guy in white...

Ali Zjana Dance Dance Dance

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MODELING and ACTING EXPERIENCE
Acting:
-Theater/Stage-
..Ohio Theatre (Plays: "South Pacific")
..Cleveland Public Theatre (Plays: "The Christmas Carol"
..Lincoln-West High School (Plays: "School for Nerds", "Christmas Carol Reloaded", "Nova Boy", "Ha Ha House")
-Films-
..Short film: "Silent mask" genre: Drama
..Short film: "Placido The Death of Tragedy" genre: Comedy
..Short film: "Lemant" genre: Drama/romance
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Modeling:
-Photographers Portfolios-
..Don Herrero
..Jayson Polansky
..“A” Photography
..Mckinely Wiley
..Robert Banks
..EJ Roberts
Runway:
-Cleveland fashion Week May 4th-15th (Unclothed and Ultra Moda)
Catalogue work: ..New Nautica collection 1yr. (June 1st 2007)
Fashion: Tinker Bot Glam Rock Couture (Fashion Week show and Photo Shoot Promotion)
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Company/artist and event Promotions:
Grand Prix Promotion: Richard Petty promotion.. Burke Lakefront Airport June 22nd-24th 2007
Air Show Promotion: Virtal Army Promotion.. Burke Lakefront Airport Sept. 1nd-3th 2007
-TV shows-
..The midnight Movie Show--Promo For: Ohio Film Festival
..Big Chuck and Little John--Promo For: Ohio Film Festival
-Music Videos-
..Allison Gingrich (Ali Zjana)--music video: "Dancy Dance Dance Dance"
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EYE COLOR: HazleHAIR COLOR: Dark BrownHEIGHT and WEIGHT: 6'1'' 140lbsCHEST-WAIST-HIPS-LEG LENGTH: 34-28-32-34JACKET SIZE: 36LSHOE: 12
"You look like a F*cking monkey"

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"Top 25 Things You Should Know About Me"
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1) I like Red
2) You make me Chuckle
3) Your more pathetic and predictable than you think, I just like playing stupid
4) I fall for people easily
5) I make-out on first dates (If I know your not a whore)
6) My self-steem sucks, I'm ugly..blah
7) Modeling is the only thing to keep me from pounding my own face in.
8) I'm to nice
9) I let people take advantage of me so I can whine afterwards
10) I'm The Greatest guy you'll ever meet, because I'm truthful and sweet.
11) Girls make me want to shoot myself, can they really be that big of pigs..... (and girls say men are bad)
12) Men make me say hahaha I knew that was cumming (bore)
13) I try to have fun
14) I hate being alone
15) I love food
16) I fucking love Monster energy drinks and vitamin water yummmm
17) Sex is important to me.... but theres times when I just want to sit and talk
18) I get mad when people cancel plans
19) I'm to mature for my own good
20) Seeing others together and me being alone makes me puke.
21) I Freak out alot
22) Sometimes I just want to lay next to you
23) I want to stab people that have no humor
24) I like to drink..hehehe why is the screen spinning
25) I let you feel good about yourself... cheers bitches
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My Blog

Carlos Mencia Stand Up Bit About Sex & Women

Very TRUE "Watch" funny shit.....   http://www.youtube.com/v/vDI5mIdsj-w&rel=1...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 07:39:00 PST

Anatomy Night club (Fashion T.V.)

Click on the link for a small clip of Anatomy Night clubs amazing fashion show (and see my Skinny ass...lol) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnDHqV1N91c ...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:11:00 PST

I don't remember how I used to be....

Tap tap tap tap tapThe pen hits the tableCold silence chills the echos of little noisesHairs on the back of your neck rises, when your eyes seem to look through the paperYou slip in and out of reality...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:33:00 PST

My Happiness is DEAD!

  Take in your memory from the last time you remember, to the time your at now.Take in your empty page from the last time you wrote in it, to the time the pen hit the lineTake in your last glanc...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:50:00 PST

GO ahead think with YOUR... DICK's and PUSSY's

So now that I'm single I've really felt great about myself. The endless haze of slutsville finally blew over. What I mean is that thick smogy smoke that was covering my eyes. You know that smoke that ...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:40:00 PST

How everyone has a story....everyone has a picture (((TO ALL MYSPACE'ERS)))

Lately I've been posting alot of blogs.... Maybe I've just been thinking alot. Maybe a little to much. I was browsing myspace members because.....well...... its fun....Anyway I was browsing myspace m...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 06:25:00 PST

But am I Happy...... But are you Happy...

So I sat there in the dark blanket. Complete nothingness. I drifted Images of my friends faces, images of people I would randomly see almost everyday. Those people you don't know but you know they hav...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:47:00 PST

!!!My LIFE is DEAD...I almost got shot!!! Please read

Okay I am on the yearbook committee, CEO leadership program, Drama club, Speech and Debate, Mentor, and Vice-President of the Senior body...besides the stress from that I have an "F" in math my over a...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:49:00 PST

CONCLUSION IS: I'm ugly......and everyone thinks I'm a whore

  I just can't seem to find one person who dosn't think I'm a whore...and the simple reason is that most of them think that because I either rejected them or they think I rejected them but they...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 04:41:00 PST

(_*_)My Relationships and Incounter (A chart to see how much of a whore I am not(_*_)

Funny how I have to explain myself but this will better give you my relationship and self-esteem problemsEver moment is edited and recorded time after time as quick as I can. RELATIONSHIP/ENCOUNTERS&...
Posted by [Mr. EaGle BuRriTo] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST