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Ted

I am here for Friends

About Me

i was born in a manger, and three wise men molested my pet squirrel. but the good news is i still got my frankincense.

My Interests

poopgames

I'd like to meet:

my moms drugdealer.

Music:

frank zappa,tom waits

Movies:

titanic

Books:

calvin and hobbes

Heroes:

spaceman spiff