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Jess

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About Me

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Well, what can I say. I'm a very direct, funny guy who likes to have a good time. Doesn't matter where I am, I make the best and try to find some humor in it, although I do realize there is a time to be funny, and a time to be serious. I treat people how they treat me, but most of the time give people I just meet the benefit of the doubt.I like to go to movies, play computer games, and watch scrubs. I am an outgoing funny dude who loves to hang out with everyone and make people laugh their asses off at the same time just relax at home on the couch.

My Interests

Hangin out with my buddies. Playin music, video games, zippos!

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented pizza so I can give him a HUGE high five HOW COOL IS THAT??

Music:

As of right now, Listening to A LOT of Sevendust, the new one is off the hook! Both Seasons and Animosity are BAMF cds. I also love a band back home that just got signed, Happy Endings. My old frat bro is the bass player, they ROCK. Also in cd visor are: Crossfade, Cold (who is touring with my fraternity brother's band, Happy Endings-another fave), Shinedown, Double Drive, Hoobastank, Lost Prophets, Alterbridge, and "Rock Mix ..1"
I also listen to a bit of Blues and Jazz, after all I used to play it in KC. Menard Ferguson, The Rippingtons, Spyro Gyra, and David Sanborn are currently in the car, but remain hidden for their own protection :)
I kind of listen to country, sometimes against my will when my girl is around, but I do love the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, Hank Williams Jr., and George Strait. I don't know too many others, so LAY OFF ME.

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Movies:

Favorite movie is Top Gun, also like The Naked Gun movies and The Airplane movies. Anchorman, Talledega Nights, oh yeah, I kind of like STAR WARS yeah. Lots of others but I don't feel like typing them all, sorry I'm a lazy Mo'Fo'

Television:

The Daily Show or anything else on Comedy Central. Scrubs is off the hook, just my type of smartass humor.

Books:

"Cauldron" by Larry Bond, "Flight of the Intruder" and "Intruders" by Stephen Coonts. Reading "Rainbow Six" right now (Tom Clancy)

Heroes:

Anybody serving in the United States war machine that is putting their life on the line to protect the freedom of this country has my full respect. HOORAH

AC BABY!!

My Blog

Back in Norfolk!

Hey ya'll.  Well, thank fuckin god I am FINALLY out of Newport News, and am permanently moored to Pier 14 on N.O.B.  We came out on Thursday the 15th and pulled in this morning (Sat 17) righ...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 11:44:00 PST

Tequila + Tobasco = Sleeping in your car

Hey kiddies.  Well, tell ya what, had some good ole' fun with my buddy Tye and his friend Michael, Wednesday night.  Sangrita?  Heard of it?  Tell ya what, just drink a bottle of t...
Posted by Jess on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 05:53:00 PST

Newport News _________ (insert verb of your choice)

A. IS AWESOMEB. Sucks big donkey ballsC. Is boringD. Yeah, get me the fuck out of here If you answered B or D, you're correct.  If you answered C, you must be used to it or drunk all th...
Posted by Jess on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 02:16:00 PST

How bout some F***in kudos!

I give them all to you bastards! So I'll start a bLoG and hopefully someone will feel sorry for me :)
Posted by Jess on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 12:05:00 PST

Back to the Navy

Well it's official.  I just re-enlisted!  August 8th I ship out to Chicago to pick my orders.  Most likely I'll be going to a carrier, slim chance of shore duty, but I'm gonna try my be...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Are there ANY hot-cool girls out there?

What's up yall. Well, just saw a skit on the John Stewart show about blogs (laughed my damn ass off) and had to make a "blog" entry. Work is going good I guess. Female situation could be better right ...
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Um....Yeah

OK, so, definetly new to this website. Oh well, seems cool. Lord knows their is nothing else exciting to do in South Da-Fricken-Kota.
Posted by Jess on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST