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Pete 'Wolfman' Roti

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About Me

I am dark, not so tall and very handsome. I am a Greek-Cypriot but I was born and raised in the Wirral. It has been said that I have a Bootylicious Bum, I agree...it’s so bouncy! I also have unusually but very distinctive hairy legs but they keep me very warm in the cold winter months.I am a Interior Design Graduate from the University of Central Lancashire in Preston...it’s not any of this changing rooms nonsense with that Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen bloke off the television…there is more to it than deciding on what colour bed spread you want in the master bedroom…that is so narrow minded to think that.I work in the family business, Welcome Fish & Chips Ltd...It's amazing we sell English dishes to Chinese dishes...I give menu's out on request…so you have only got to ask. I love food, it is my favourite past time...I am not fussy I pretty much eat anything. Oh I forgot to mention that I like Cheese, mainly the Greek Cypriot traditional cheeses such as halloumi.I am a self-obsessed film connoisseur; I never get bored of watching action films, thrillers, war, and adventure and of course comedies. Don’t get me wrong here I am no recluse, I still obviously like going out and having a good time with my mates and having a boogey on the dance floor. I have a big family and a small house, this is how I learned to dance...waiting to go the toilet.I love Football...Playing Football, Watching Football, Talking Football, Fantasy Football, Dreaming Football anything to do with football. I also like Tennis...I’ve got a very good swing. I am a keen member of the gym...you got to pump it up. I have been known to play a bit of strip poker in my time...sexy time.Peace out!

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My Interests

Interior Design, Architecture, Fine Art, Film, Cinema, Tennis, World Wrestling Entertainment, Food, Dining, Holidays, Comedy, Fashion, Music … Football, Playing Football, Watching Football, Talking Football, Fantasy Football, Dreaming Football, Football, Football and Football.

I'd like to meet:

...Ryan Giggs as he has destroyed Premiership defensives over the last decade and a half.Your results:
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Music:

Fall Out Boy, The White Stripes, Christina Aguilera, Michael Jackson, Kanye West, Justin Timberlake, Usher, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Jennifer Lopez, The Verve, The Libertines, Alicia Keys, U2, Coldplay, Razorlight, The Killers, Sissor Sisters, Will Smith, Snow Patrol, Destiny Child, Oasis, Basement Jaxx, Timbaland, Blur, Travis, Stereophonics, Arctic Monkeys, Kasabian, TLC, Embrace, Hard-Fi, Moby, P. Diddy, Fat Boy Slim, Muse, Manic Street Preachers, The Fugees, Kaiser Chiefs, P!NK, R. Kelly

Movies:

GoodFellas, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, Pulp Fiction, Casino, L.A. Confidential, Heat, Traffic, The Usual Suspects, The Departed, The Insider, Blow, Road to Perdition, Mystic River, Léon, Lucky Number Slevin, True Romance, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, The 51st State, Layer Cake, Trainspotting, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, The Pianist, The Thin Red Line, Schindler’s List, Munich, Blood Diamond, Black Hawk Down, Robin Hood Price of Thieves, Gladiator, The Last Samurai, Unforgiven, Braveheart, Rocky Collection, Karate Kid Trilogy, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Boogie Nights, Rain Man, American Beauty, The Shawshank Redemption, Forrest Gump, American History X, Sleepers, Magnolia, Philadelphia, Good Will Hunting, Top Gun, American Pie Trilogy, Borat, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Dodgeball, Starsky & Hutch, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Zoolander, Along Came Polly, Blades of Glory, Superbad, Van Wilder: Party Liaison, Hitch, Road Trip, Dumb & Dumber, Wayne’s World, The Goonies, Home Alone 1&2, Cool Running’s, The Full Monty, East is East, Die Hard Quadrilogy, Mission Impossible Trilogy, Man on Fire, Fight Club, Training Day, Collateral, Inside Man, Romeo Must Die, True Lies, Independence Day, Armageddon, The Day After Tomorrow, Batman Begins, Face/Off, The Rock, Con Air, Bad Boys 1&2, Casino Royale, The Green Mile, Memento, Se7en, The Silence of the Lambs, The Sixth Sense, Donnie Darko, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971).

Television:

The Sopranos, Heroes, Lost, Prison Break, X-Factor, Big Brother, Friends, Little Britain, The Contendor, Da Ali G Show, Match of the Day, Gillette Soccer Saturday, World Wrestling Entertainment, The Friday Night Project, Grand Designs, Dragons Den, Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, Gladiators, Top Gear, Hogan Knows Best, The Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Two and a Half Men, King of Queens,

Books:

Sleepers - Lorenzo Carcaterra, October Sky/Rocket Boys - Homer Hickam, The Thin Red Line - James Jones, The Green Mile – Stephen King, Mystic River - Dennis Lehane

Heroes:

Rocky Balboa, Mr Miyagi and the Karate Kid, Eddie Murphy, Ryan Giggs, David Beckham, Ron Burgundy (Anchorman), Bret 'The Hitman' Hart, The Rock, Michael Jackson, Borat Sagdiyev, Marjorie Dawes - Little Britain

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Posted by Pete 'Wolfman' Roti on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 09:56:00 PST