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Tinker Bell

You can be my ride or die baby-Ace Hood

About Me



Real Goals:
250 bench
320 parallel
Become the Poke'mon master
Hire a maid
Achieve over 100% in all core courses throughout highschool
In order of importance:
Get permission to date Nikki
Make something of my life
Get married to a respectable lady
Complete welding courses
300 Bench
Shake hands with George Fisher

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My Interests

I joke about worshiping Satan. I don't do drugs. I work at Meyer Castle. I have my permit. I'm taking courses to learn how to weld. How could anyone tell a 16 year old kid with all these things going for him that he won't go anywhere in life? I play Poke'mon a lot. I have over ..600 hours... Some of my nicknames are JonTheBaptist, Tinkerbell,Twinkle Toes,A Polar Bear, Jperr, JP, JM, Pman, Pearman, George, Jeff, Cylde, and so on...Music isn't my life, i just listen to it. But i listen to a lot of it. A few of my favorite bands are B52's, Maladaptive, Behemoth,Cannibal Corpse, Sepultura, Nile, Hawthorne Heights ,Dark Funeral, Primus, Malevolent Creation,Return to Forever, and Burzum. I adore the name Ehlonna which is the woodlands goddess in the game Dungeons & Dragons . The Perfect girl for me is not allowed to date me. I'm not Christian so you won't give me a chance. If you believe there is a way for you to talk just because you grew up in a certain place or are of a certain race, then you still have a lot of growing up to do. I lived in Detroit and a don't talk like a fucking coon. My favorite movie is The Black Cauldron. My favorite color is Green. I strive to join the Marines but that would ruin my chances of having a family. Although I say (often) that I don't want children, having a family would be something nice to come home to. Working out is my #1 go to for stress relief. I'm taking a welding course at Hammond Career Center so that I can one day say that I have worked for my money. I'm not a sexist, however I don't think it's right to send girls to war. I also believe that girls shouldn't be allowed to work at certain locations, steel mills shouldn't be forced to have a certain percentage of females.

I'd like to meet:

*HILARY DUFF*
Adremmalech,
Frédéric Leclercq
Varg Vikernes,
Jesus,George "CorpseGrinder" Fischer,
Steven Lynch,
Brian Carroll,
Ed Norton,
Zezima... your getting punched in the face dude
Damien ARIBERT...RIP One day I wish to join you

Music:


Swamp MOSQUITO(my band),
HILARY DUFF ,
Europe,
Yngwie Malmsteen ,
John Petrucci,
Steve Vai,
Joe Satriani,
Michael Angelo Batio,
Paul Gilbert,
Prophetic,
Damien ARIBERT
Primus,
Impaled Nazarene,
hawthorne heights,
Behemoth ,
Mayhem ,
Gorgoroth,
Dark Funeral ,
Darkthrone,
Pyrexia,
Aura Noir,
Skeleton Witch,
Toxic Holocaust,
Carpathian Forest,
Immortal,
Vader,
Morbid Angel,
Malevolent Creation,
ClimHazzard,
Municipal Waste,
Tenacious D,
The Cure,
Suicidal Tendencies,
King Diamond,
Ragnarok,
Mastadon,
Rammstein,
Black Mages,
Belphegor,
Slayer,
Brad Paisley,
Strong Bad, Brujeria,
Roadrunner United ,
God Macabre,
Dying Fetus,
Possessed,
Mythic,
Necrophobic,
Nox Intempesta,
Molested,
Massacre,
Obituary,
Pestilence,
Cattle Decapitation,
pantera,
Buckethead(Brian Carrol) ,
The Gorillaz,
Cannibal corpse ,..
HERMIN LI force(he is the dragon)..,
M.I.A,
Mike JONES,
nelly furtado,
taylor swift,
utada hikaru,
Nelly,
Paula De Anda,
Souja Boy,
DethKlok,
Tim Mcgraw,
Cryptopsy,
Bathory,
Enslaved,
Kataklysm,
Graveland,
Return to Forever
jackal,
burzum,
dmx,
Iskara,
marduk ,
Vemon,
Sepultura ,
Destroyer666,
megadeth,
Chris brown,
the cranberries,
Hannah Montana,
Obsidian Reign,
Troll,
Necrophagist,
Adramelech,
Nazxul,
Orphaned Land,
Sex Pistols,
Hell Yeah,
Asgard,
Celtic Frost ,
At the Gates,
Baphomet,
Trace Adkins,
Napalm Death,
Ancient Rites ,
Beherit,

Movies:

The Black Cauldron, Good Will Hunting, A Walk to Remember, Nero, Fight club, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings,The Hobbit, Titanic, The Anarchist Cookbook, The Lion King, Super Bad, American History X, Ultimate Avengers, Pans Labyrinth, P.S. I love you... theres a good amount

Television:

Not much on TV although i enjoy a few things such as Colbert Report. No John Stewart ever! I hate that bastard... South Parks funny although trashy, Metalocalypse

Books:

A Walk to Remember,Night,Satanic verses,Christian Bible,Mein Kampf, Utopia, Catcher in the Rye,City of God,The Republic,The Communist Manifesto,The Anarchist Cookbook,LoTR,Inferno,watchmen,Kingdom Come,atlas shrugged,the heart is a lonely hunter, suttree, war and peace, one hundred years later, the sound and the fury, the pale fire, the grapes of wrath, in cold blood, animal farm, gravity's rainbow.. These are a few of my favorites

Heroes:

Billy's Dad, Magic Tom(beat a hooker), Frédéric Leclercq, Varg Vikernes, Ed Norton, Brandon Clark, Mike Waros, Debra Leslie, Hermin Li, Ronnie James Dio, Les Claypool, Brian Carroll, George "CorpseGrinder" Fischer, Jack Black.

My Blog

Johnny Kabra and the mighty PolarBear

The Johnny Kabra trained and trained for 12 years. His training was to show his skill against the mighty Polar bear. Polar bears are the strongest land mammal with claws that can cut through steel wit...
Posted by Tinker Bell on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 09:35:00 PST