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About Me

My name is Josh Carter, Manwhore, Duck Duck, Rocket Power or Skippy depending on who you ask. I am an disc jockey at the local radio station KRAB 106.1 FM. I will do nearly anything to get a good laugh out of it and a story for later on. I am insane and I have the STD they call ADD/Attention Defficect Disorder and I still can't spell rightly. I am literally the biggest ass hole you may ever meet, or the nicest person to be friends with. I can play almost any instrument but am not good at any of them, but two. I am tall but still don't think so. Bragging gets people NO WHERE!!! But still on every page people list how much cooler they are then every one else. Its funny that people are so desperate to have so many friends that don't know them and probably don't want to, they're just a number, but hey look what I can do have you seen the latest picture of my abs ladies......please make it seem like I am trying harder to be shallow and wanted by everyone. I love to push peoples buttons and see how they deal with it but not getting it out of hand unless there a jerkface! Cheese is Gods gift to the masses....and cows...without horns. I judge nobody until I know them...then its fair. I am all about having fun then dealing with it.............I think. The photography I never shot and the ideas I never write down is all of what I am about. I am all about me not in a weird way or selfish way its just how it breaks down lately anything I do is for me cause I don't have the ladies! Yah radical tits and word to your mother...
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My Interests

Everthing but curling. (the "sport" on ice with mops and a weight) And I mean everything, all sports, countries and so on if there is more. But really shouldn't everything be interesting?

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much I'm a sucker for any one famous and REAL musicians but realistically and more for daily purposes people with a real personality nothing put up or fake and some one that can take jokes and give them back. It is so hard to find some one who is interesting or some that isn't like everyone else. I mean it's weird like there is a formula to be a person these days one part holister one part american eagle two parts DC shoes stir well with hip hop and D&G sunglasses. Some body normal find me!

Music:

At The Drive In, Thursday, Spitalfield, June, A Fire Inside, Mars Volta, Kill Switch Engage, My Chemical Romance, Drop Dead, Gorgeous, Brazil, Brand New, Underoath, The Shout Out Louds, Silverstien, mewithoutYou, Horse The Band, Sparta, The Used, A Perfect Circle, Coheed and Cambria, Cursive, Lost Ocean, Comeback Kid, Vanna, Arcade Fire, Say Anything, No Use For A Name, Panic! At The Disco, The Vonbondies, My American Heart, Bleed The Dream, Fallout Boy, Rise Against, Plain White T's, The Bled, The Fall of Troy, Thrice, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Alkaline Trio, From First to Last, Underoath, Satellite Run, Bayside, Vendetta Red, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Dillinger Escape Plan, Kings of Leon, Louis XIV, Fear Before The March Of Flames, Bear vs Shark, Five Iron Frenzy, Straylight Run, Kane Hodder, Chiodos, Brazil, So They Say, Switchfoot, Lil Wayne, Weezer, Andre Nickatina, Reggie and the Full Effect, Botch, Moria, Aqua Bats and anything that sounds good those are kind of just the top ones. I am open to anything, but the damn country well maybe some but not much!!!

Movies:

Equilibrium, Fight Club, The Layer Cake, The Girl Next Door, DodgeBall, Donnie Darko, Garden State, Sin City, V for Vendetta, I Heart Huckabees, Super Troopers, Orange County, every single James Bond film and the mockers of like Austin Powers, 300, The Prestige, Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny and so much more that the computer could not handle nor my fingers.

Television:

Just basketball games, family guy, Invader Zim and anything comedy central. Oh yeah and Adult Swim.

GIR
GIR is one of the most hilarious people on the show. He's a robot and is SUPPOSED to be helping Zim. His quote is "Can I be a moongoose dog?"

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Books:

Mystery and science actiony stuff like Michael Critchon.....if I read at all ZING!

Heroes:

Charles Yeager if you know.................then you know. Mitch Hedberg the greatest dead comedian And of course J-rod!

My Blog

Valentines side note redux

I got alot of responses to this as a bulletin and I like it the more I read it.Valentines day is still a couple of weeks away, so if you have plans what makes everyone so sure that they'll still be to...
Posted by Duck Duck on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 06:23:00 PST

This could be the coolest thing that has ever happened to me!

So this week is getting better and better I mean seriously. So I got the new Moros Eros album as seen below in the mail. Thank you Zach Tipton. I pop it in as my new room mate Zack is listening to Dea...
Posted by Duck Duck on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:50:00 PST

The biggest high ever!!!

Oct. 6th 2007 I will never forget this day. All around it was pretty crazy. I went to work early, worked for eight hours I'm sore and tired but I went straight home to pick up Drew and headed dow...
Posted by Duck Duck on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 08:53:00 PST

This generation is seriously fucked up!!!

I was talking to friends earlier how kids these days have way better movies then we did as kids. And not the shit we watch I'm talking about Shrek and any disney 3d film. So basically we got jipped. B...
Posted by Duck Duck on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:53:00 PST

hair cut!!!

These are the worst examples of what my hair used to look like should I cut my hair again or should I grow it out I would ask you in person but I don't see half of you and this is cheaper then texting...
Posted by Duck Duck on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 12:30:00 PST

A party but not the party.....yah definately a party

So in the cool fashion of a college student I moved into a house now I'll probably tear it apart in the first month. My room mate Drew has a girlfriend named Courtney and she is turning 18 moral quest...
Posted by Duck Duck on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 03:54:00 PST

So people can know I guess?

So I never write these types of blogs but I saw other people I greatly respect do it very well so I'll take a crack at it and see how it all will turn out. This is basically an expl...
Posted by Duck Duck on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 04:37:00 PST

Spank me!!!!

I turn 21 in about a week check my counter for accurate up to date resullts God I am going to booze it up who is with me?My name is Shamus O'Toole and I am here to get drunk!!!!!!!
Posted by Duck Duck on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:15:00 PST

Well, Garth lit some ones hair on fire at a concert!

This was the strangest thing that happened to me this week. I was hanging out at Mitch's housr with a couple of people cause I am lame and all that and after a while a few people get drunk and then ev...
Posted by Duck Duck on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 10:18:00 PST

Party!!!!

So this Thursday there is a party at my new apartment there will be booze and HALO 2 if all goes well. You are invited if you have my number if you don't have it, don't know any one who does have it o...
Posted by Duck Duck on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:24:00 PST