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The Bowie

they call me the bowie.. because i am the only bowie they know.. ps-this is my comedy page.

About Me

I am bowie.. hmmmm it's kinda weird being me... shit that doesn't happen to normal people seems to be my common occurence... fucking really weird shit happens to me... i don't want to go into it right now, but it's just strange how my life is pieced together... you'll find that i use alot of that in my act... my memory's shot, so i go off stories i remember happening to me, because truth truly is funnier and stranger than fiction... I started doing comedy just because i love making people laugh, there's no better high anywhere.. trust me, i've looked... besides that.. i just kinda chill, stroke my balls here and there, and try to see what kinda weird smells i can muster up...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Megatron, Willy Wonka, The Mother of the Oompa Loompas, Smurfette, Rapunzel, a woman with a vagina that can play harmonica... and the man that holds the worlds record for the smallest penis... i think i know a few people that might have him beat...

Music:

man i love so many different artists... but i will name a few... Marley, Sublime, The Bloodhound Gang, The Roots, OutKast, AFI, Taking Back Sunday, the bangles (walk like an egyptian, bitch), My Chemical Romance, the eagles, queen, afi, modest mouse, matchbox 20, marilyn manson, eminem, 30 seconds to mars, tupac, biggie, korn, rhcp, the beatles, buju banton, pitbull, coldplay, creed,AC/DC, 311, Kottonmouth Kings, Disturbed, Godsmack, there's alot here... and alot not here... i like alot of shit.

My Blog

You know what really grinds my gears?!

All these fucking yuppie girls who put down under their little screen name "Future Mrs.. BlahBlahBlah" why the fuck would you bother putting that? 98% of you aren't even engaged, the other 2% are, and...
Posted by The Bowie on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 05:58:00 PST

ok... today's blog... there are the 106 words in order...

So the other day, I was just sitting on my ass when I started to fart and a little poop came out& The only thing worse than when that happens is when you are fucking the shit out of a fat girls pussy ...
Posted by The Bowie on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

ok... so it's been a couple days..

so it's been a couple days since i last posted.. i've been working again (gag).. and the job is causing me to go drinking with my buddies after work... Hmmm... started a new job, my (ex)girlfrien...
Posted by The Bowie on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:23:00 PST

an observation about Halloween

You know, today, I was checking out some pics from different people (who shall remain nameless) and their costumes this Halloween, and I couldn't help but notice that Halloween, a season for individua...
Posted by The Bowie on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:34:00 PST

fucking a... another blog... three days in a row!

Ok, so yesterday was the big halloween party day... after an overwhelming response of 0 ( I want to thank each and everyone of you for your support)... I was able to create a makeshift costume out of ...
Posted by The Bowie on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 07:34:00 PST

two days in a row... a new record...

I can't believe I have like 60 new friends on this profile already... It's just weird that I know 61 people that are always on their computer and likewise, are just as nerdy as me (maybe not that clos...
Posted by The Bowie on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 07:31:00 PST

Mischief Night

        Halloween is coming up, and for my friends from up north, that means that mischief night is coming up too... Mischief night (aka devils night) is the night b...
Posted by The Bowie on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 11:14:00 PST