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I'm Keith Evans, but I usually make up some dicky name to go by on the internet (Happy now, Jared Sturges?). I live near Exeter. I am a STRONG believer in the Paranormal. I believe that my life's purpose was to save the world. I'm a forthcoming, nice and open minded person. But if you get on my bad side, you're in some trouble. I've been through it all, including losing everything that meant everything to me, but I'm stronger than ever. I believe that you can do anything you set your mind to. I used to be in peer support so if you need help, give me a holler :D. Oh, I also believe that Jensen Ackles is the COOLEST guy alive :D Add me on MSN at [email protected] . Don't bother spamming or abusing me either... I'd like to thank Shawn Northern for this awesome MySpace cube :D

My Interests

Computing, Wrestling, Music, Martial Arts, Talking to friends, The Paranormal and many more....

I'd like to meet:



Jensen Ackels, Jared Padalecki, Shawn Northern, James Hetfield, Jeff Hardy, Matthew Belamy, Dave Mustaine, Chris Jericho (Christopher Keith Irvine), Tarja Turunen , Clark Jaman, Jessica Hopkinson, Michael Bell, Andrew Charlesworth, Bruce Dickinson, Matt Shafer, Robert Richie Jr., Damnagoras, Aydan, Ben Folds and Marianne Wilson... everyday....MOVE ALL HTML CODES (IMAGES/WIDGETS/SLIDESHOWS/VIDEOS) BELOW THIS CODE

Dial-Up User? Try my Dial-UP MySpace Replica Page

About My Friends (UPDATE!):

Marianne: My new close friend. I haven't known you that long but you make me really happy. You and I share the same ideals, beliefs and morals. You make me see in myself what very few people can let me see, and for that I thank you lots. I could say more, but I'd go on all day. Just know that you're my Uno and that I love you xo :)

JoshyG: :) The coolest guy I know, I want to be more like you, except without the weight of the world. You're the strength of the world, and I love you bud :)

Jenn: You'll probably read this, so here goes. You've always been the one which I've always turned to to put a smile on my face. You're a pal and a confidante. Despite our troubles and impossiblities, there will always be the underlying fact that I owe you my heart and my soul for what you've done for me and what you've made me realize. You're my former Uno, and I love you xo

Kellie: LOL the little hacker girl that makes me laugh. I don't know you all that much, but you make me proud that you want to learn what I know :P. Haha luv ya xo

Damna: Oh boy, the lead singer of the worldwide phenomenon band, Elvenking. You've never been too busy to talk to me and help me out when I need it, which I really appreciate. You're a nice guy, and I look forward to see Elvenking in Australia sometime :)

CC: :) One of my best friends. Sorry that we don't hang out much anymore :( You're legendary, your photoshopping skills are awesome, especially that picture you made of me and Jensen Ackles hahaha that was a laugh riot. I love you man, don't change :D

Emily Fucking Glover: You're like an angel with a 12-guage. You're too nice to me and you make me happy when I don't even ask for it :) Awesome taste in music and overall a legendary person :D Luv ya x

Big Burly Beau Beeton: The burliest person in the universe. :) I miss when we'd go into Dadson's homegroup and just talk about random shit :D those were the days.

Justin: Man Don't...

Karl (Hulk): LOL probably the smartest person I know and the person I talk to most on MSN, you're always a laugh riot. I won't piss you off in fear that you'll turn green :P

PETA-LUCI: I don't have much to say, but you know what I'd say about/to you.

Stoshy: The ultimate in afro technology, the Alex Stosh can seek and destroy enemies from kilometers away using his enormous afro. LOL taking the piss out of the afro is a good way to pass the time, because everyone enjoys it :) Good clean fun haha

Tauby: :) seeing you everyday makes me happy :) Too bad that Sarah doesn't like me, but ah well... You're still one of the most legendary people I know, and you've always been my star :)

Mitchy: The most random person in the universe. Doesn't believe a thing I say, but always does the best imitations of me and ROFLs my waffles. You're a gun, Mitch...

Rich: You're my one purpose for continuing guitar, seeing as you're the best in the world. You should challenge Dethklok to guitar battle, which they'll turn down because you'd annihilate them with your Tungsten-Stringed guitar :P

K Kind
E Extreme
I Irresistible
T Trogdor-Like
H Hella Awesome
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Due to popular demand, Keith Facts are back:

Keith is not afraid to voice his opinion
Keith loves college life
Keith idolizes Jeff Hardy
Keith can play Psychobilly Freakout on Guitar
Keith regularly craves Nachos
Keith is VERY good at arguing
Keith wishes he could get more sleep
Keith finds it amusing to say "Your Mum is" to everything, despite the immaturity
Keith does not understand why people hate Windows Vista, it's VERY good
Keith's favourite band is Muse, as he believes that each song bares significance to him
Keith is a STRONG believer in the Supernatural/paranormal
Keith's favourite video game is Final Fantasy VIII
Keith REALLY needs a laptop upgrade
Keith is a nice guy if you don't really tick him off
Keith Facts are 100% real
Keith has over 20 thousand songs on his computer, and only listens to about 500
Keith adores shopping
Keith only likes one of his classes in college - English :)
Keith doesn't mind carrying other people's burdens
Keith doesn't like people who are sleazy
Keith was Silent Ninja, which he wishes he called "Unknown Ninja"
Keith is open minded
Keith occasionally digs strawberry milkshakes/thickshakes
Keith is currently running 16 high power devices off one powerpoint without overload, that's WIN.
Keith is a Pokémaniac
Keith doesn't care what anyone thinks of him, except for you, J.R :)
Keith does NOT update his MySpace page that often
Keith is apparently a hacker, according to the principal of Launceston College

That's all for now and I shall add more.

Music:

Time to remake the list....

Muse, Metallica, Megadeth, Nightwish, Fozzy, Avenged Sevenfold, Uncle Kracker, Elvenking, Dark Moor, Modest Mouse, Ben Folds and much more...

Movies:

MEAN GIRLS!!!, 300, South Park Movie, Fight Science, Donnie Darko, Lord Of War, Johnny Got His Gun, Kakrida - The Quest, Metal: A Headbangers Journeuy, An Inconvenient Truth, Chopper

Television:

SUPERNATURAL, Ghost Hunters, WWE Raw, ECW, WWE Smackdown, The Simpsons, South Park, Futurama, MYTHBUSTERS, Vetrilo Harrassment YouTube Videos, Will It Blend?, Ronnie Johns Chopper, Russell Coight's All Aussie Adventures, Ask A Ninja.

Books:

John Steinbeck - Of Mice And Men. I think that's about the only book that I like.

Heroes:

Jennifer Ralph, Damnagoras, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, Norcal, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Richard Lemon, Brad Evans (my brother), John Morrison, Uncle Kracker, Mitchell Langley, Al Gore, Samara Maloney, Samantha Slore and all those Kinslayerholics and Kinthusiasts who has stuck with Keith through all the good times and the bad times.

My Blog

The Past weekz

Hello my loyal subjects and cyber-amigos, this is your King, Keith posting a new blog to tell you what has happened within the past weekz0rs.- I officially joined the Elite Group and became the Elite ...
Posted by He Doesnt Look A Thing Like Jesus on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 08:13:00 PST

OMG!!! UFO!!! RLY!! BBQ!!

OMG!! Last night I was out trying to get phone reception and I saw this UFO:This is the first picture taken last night.Today I was out walking my dog when I saw another one and took this photo:Pretty ...
Posted by He Doesnt Look A Thing Like Jesus on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:56:00 PST

Some stupid assed-survey

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Keith (the ladies call me "Hey you behind the bushes!" Haha jk)Birthday:22 of MarchBirthplace:Minchunbury Hospital, Mt. Druitt NSWCurrent Location:My bedroomEye...
Posted by He Doesnt Look A Thing Like Jesus on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:05:00 PST

My last 2 weeks in a nutshell

Hey people Keith here with a blog of what has happened within the last two weeks!! I did some debating with myself on whether to post this but I decided to post this (obviously).Well I went on the Spi...
Posted by He Doesnt Look A Thing Like Jesus on Sat, 26 May 2007 07:28:00 PST

My Past Week In A Nutshell

Hey Guys, Keith Here! This weeks Blog will tell you what greatness and disappointments have happened within the past week to me : ).On Thursday, I was dared to Swanton Bomb off a chair. Being as extre...
Posted by He Doesnt Look A Thing Like Jesus on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 03:13:00 PST

My past week in a nutshell..

Well I'm not really a Bloggy kinda guy as most of you may have noticed, but as my Idol Matt Hardy quite enjoys posting blogs, I think I might too.Two days ago I got my new phone. A Sagem MyC5-2. Yeah ...
Posted by He Doesnt Look A Thing Like Jesus on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST

A Little Tip For Y'all....

Wise Men Say: Don't play leapfrog with a Unicorn!
Posted by He Doesnt Look A Thing Like Jesus on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST