About Me

I wear fur, love foie gras, and have been to war. Oh ya. I'm a pastry chef in the US Army. LOVES IT!

My Interests

Fine Food, Fashion, Fabulousness, tacky jewelry, musty second hand stores,eccentric nerds,old people, gossip, Walmart @ 3am, bitchy gay men, did I say gossip?, retro anything, finding fault in others, being evil in a classy & amusing way.

I'd like to meet:

♥ GOD ♥

(i'm talking about my only god...Jack Black)
♥ WWJBD ♥

BLAH BLAH BLAH

Music:

Euro Electrotrash, Benny Benassi, OLD SKOOL PUNK ROCK, In-Grid, Placebo, AFI, H.I.M, Beatsteaks, Die Artze, White Stripes, They Might Be Giants, Weird Al, Ya Ya Yas, 1940's Big Band, ................

Movies:

Amelie, Gone With The Wind, Napoleon Dynamite, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, UHF,Grey Gardens, Royal Tennenbaums , old black & white classix, cheesy B horror films,BOTH Willy Wonka Movies,Independent Films, John Waters flix, Andy Warhol flix, Adam Sandler & Jack Black films.

Television:

Girlie Ghosthunters,Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends,Pee Wee's Playhouse, Restaraunt Makeover, Flava of Love, Britain's Worst, The Kids in the Hall,The Anna Nicole Show

Books:

I READ EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

My Blog

Big & Tasty

So, everyone keeps talking about the Big & Tasty burger at McDonalds...its all anyone at work ever talks about....all the time....every day. So I think, ok, gotta try it. I mean, if it has over 20...
Posted by Alicia on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 07:02:00 PST

EVIL WOMAN !

Today while pulling into the mailroom, this other woman driving was coming around the corner and from the looks of it , had seen the parking space and wanted it, but I had gotten there fir...
Posted by Alicia on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:36:00 PST

15 Minutes of Fame.......AGAIN

Right now we are training up for competition & the media came & I was in the German newspaper TWICE and on German TV. I have no idea what they said about me or what they were saying to me, but...
Posted by Alicia on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:27:00 PST

Withdrawal

So I decided to do the Gwyneth Paltrow Hollywood Detox diet thing where you basically give up alcohol, coffee, and dairy. So i did ok with the no alcohol and dairy. BUT when it came to the coffe...
Posted by Alicia on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:48:00 PST

Send them all to Crackhead Island

I had this theory....idea rather. It would totally work & I have no idea why no one has thought of it before or if they have at least put it into effect. Why doesnt the government just buy an isl...
Posted by Alicia on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 01:58:00 PST

Mobelmarten on 5,000 Euros a Day

So Kayla & I go on the Ultimate 2 Day shopping spree at the MobelMarten Superstore. We went MAD & spent obscene amounts of money to redecorate. I totally have the most UltraFab Hollywood Whore...
Posted by Alicia on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 08:50:00 PST