Hannah: Graham is my yummer boyfriend. He makes me do silly things like smash my face falling out of a trolley. But it's ok cos he loves me really! Graham can drink a lot of Guiness, he also likes to roll his pancakes up into small parcels before munching them all up! Once know as the lesser-spotted Graham he has now shed his pelt and bloomed into a beautiful hunky emo boy. If you want to be friends with Graham you must share a love of cheese and chocolate eclairs and be the father of a small octopus on tuesdays. That last bit was a lie *ahem* .....I shall hand over to my lover now!!
Graham: Hannah.. where to start! She is, as you have most probably guessed by now, my gorgeous girlfriend. She inspires me to greater levels of insanity than I had previously thought possible! But I love her for it dearly! I hate being apart from her, it really sucks the big one. Hannah introduced me to the delights of clowns in Southampton.. the happy hour on Friday is 1pm - 7pm.. £2 for a quad vodka... and when we have had many of these she likes to clamber into a trolley and pretend I made her fall out of a trolley! PFT! Han also loves the cheese but she can't out drink me in the milk department! I love her very much and I really like how caring she is of me. All in all she is pretty fucking yum!
