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Dan and Vince

About Me

About Us: We (Dan. Vince.) are two practicing Surrealists, originally from Texas, but now parading our art (meaning, "us") around the country, from the rarefied art scene of NYC to the more proletariat movie scene (well, not "scene" so much as "scenic painting"...we've seen it, it's on the Paramount lot and two hobos, both named Oliver, incidentially, live behind it with a rat they've trained to dance a soft-shoe and steal food from the commisary) of Los Angeles. And remember: If it doesn't say "Dan & Vince" somewhere on it, it just ain't that Surreal.

Vince, Surrealist Mime

Dan, Surrealist Comedian

Check out our other videos on YouTube

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. Right? Isn't that the right answer to this and the "Who would you like to have dinner with?" question?

My Blog

Twitter!

We are now on Twitter. If you follow us, we will follow you. We will move around in circles, or as some people call it- 'dance'.http://twitter. com/danandvince
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 07:01:00 GMT

Videobuffet/Clicking Things - We’re Famous!

WE are famous now, read all about it on our blogspot blog!
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:34:00 GMT

Blog (No, the Other Blog)

For a while we were posting blogs here and our on official, full-time blogspot blog- but we've decided it's easier to post stuff there and only these. So go there. Here's the address:BLOGGo there, the...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:41:00 GMT

Music Video: Mother for Whopper

We've been asked to do music videos before, but have always passed, since there's never been anything astoundingly Surreal about the projects. But when a metal band that never put out a record and bro...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 23:03:00 GMT

Movies Lie.

Movies lie. They're lying to you right now. Okay, well, maybe you're not like me and you don't multi-task- so you're not currently listening to the new Extreme Animals albums, watching Suspiria, and t...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:51:00 GMT

New Mariah Carey Video

In response to Oliver Laric's "Touch My Body (Green Screen Version)" we've made our own version of the Mariah Carey video.
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 00:47:00 GMT

Nine Inch Nails Tracks Angst via Google Earth

For those of you who don't know, Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails never had his mother tell him the whole "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" adage, and he's started giving away his ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 08:48:00 GMT

Because Everybody Loves Haikus

We know they're not that Surreal, but we figured "Hey, everybody loves Haikus!" So enjoy. Why'd you turn around Girl with amazing body? Why were you a dude? Angsty. Sullen. Bored. Kid who lives in our...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:12:00 GMT

Extremely Purposeful Surrealist Prose

Today we're announcing the beginning of the First Ever Dan and Vince and the Whole World's Surrealist Magnum Opus...Print Edition. Here's how it works. I give you the first line of what will become an...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:48:00 GMT

Unintentional Surrealism Awards

Time once again for Dan and Vince's Unintentional Surrealism Awards.  This year's recipients are:   Best Digital Cable Listing: Turner Classic Movies, "Here Comes Trouble" - "A cub reporter ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 22:32:00 GMT