i am a cleveland resident, employee at a popular restaurant downtown, and sometimes writer. a lot of crazy shit goes down in this here town, and it seems that my friends and i are always around to witness and/or experience it. i've created this space so that i can share our stories, from the horrifying to the hysterical. i'd like to share your stories too, and pictures and videos if you have them, but only on two conditions:
1. all stories submitted must be true. there's no way i can verify anything you tell me but let's just say that by sending me something, you are entering into an electronic pinky promise. and you don't break pinky promises. you just don't.
2. all stories must have happened IN CLEVELAND. ok, maybe the surrounding areas, too. but don't get too suburban or else it won't count.
send them to me. and the crazier, the better. help me write a book, or ... something.
