The Nintendo Ninja

THE ALL-AMERICAN SPARTANS!
..I am the nintendo ninja. if i had to tell you guys my real identity...i would have to KILL you. just kidding. (no im not) so yeah...anyway...just to let you know im not a fanboy. i dont only like nintendo. but i do prefer nintendo than the rest. so...yea...I GOT A WII!!!!!!!!!!!W000000000000000000000000000000000000T! ITS AMAZING! EVRYTHING ABOUT IT ITS AMAZING AND SMALL AND FUN! I HAVE TP AND COD3 FOR IT.ANYWAY...THE WII IS AWESOME.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: the nintendo ninja
Birthday: i was never born. i was always here
Birthplace: no where
Current Location: in the spirit realm
Eye Color: black-normal world white-spirit world(meditation)
Hair Color: black
Height: you dont need to know that....
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: im half filipino half ninja
The Shoes You Wore Today: black silk padding
Your Weakness: i have no weakness
Your Fears: i am fear itself
Your Perfect Pizza: ninjaronni and mozarella
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: consume at least 1000 souls
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: i WILL kill you tonight.
Thoughts First Waking Up: must eliminate all who stand before me
Your Best Physical Feature: i am the best physical feature
Your Bedtime: ninjas dont sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: that time i killed 3000 people under 8 minutes.
Pepsi or Coke: ninjas dont need soda...ok fine coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: mcdonalds
Single or Group Dates: ninjas dont have time for relationships.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: i hate tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: ive got nothin against both races.
Cappuccino or Coffee: i dont drink coffee
Do you Smoke: i smoke the souls that i have consumed.
Do you Swear: yes, i swear i will kill you tonight.
Do you Sing: sure why not
Do you Shower Daily: no not really
&..39;Have you Been in Love:' YES...but i accidentally killed her.
Do you want to go to College: im currently in ninja college...
Do you want to get Married:&..39;
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: HECK YES
Are you a Health Freak: i try to keep my hands blood free...but i cant because im constantly killing.
Do you get along with your Parents: sure...
Do you like Thunderstorms: maybe...
Do you play an Instrument: i am an instrument. an instrument of death!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: sure...a couple of souls
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes. a date with death.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sure
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i love those things
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: sure...dumped with my victims blood
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ive stolen about 400 souls.
Ever been Drunk: drunk with power
Ever been called a Tease: ???
Ever been Beaten up: me??? i dont think so
Ever Shoplifted: sure, ive lifted a shop before.
How do you want to Die: honorably
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im already a ninja
What country would you most like to Visit: all of the countries
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: dirty brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: shorter than me
Weight: 100
Best Clothing Style: laid back
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: 3
Number of Piercings: ive done many piercings with my sword...
Number of Tattoos: ive got a big hello kitty on my arm.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 503,258,270,392
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
EVERYBODY DANCE TO THE MUSIC!
MABUHAY FILIPINAS!
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes... (YOU MUST read them out loud) ---
1) That's not right ......... Sum Ting Wong
2) Are you harbouring a fugitive?..... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3) See me ASAP..........Kum Hia Nao
4) Stupid Man ..............Dum Gai
5) Small Horse ...........Tai Ni Po Ni
6) Did you go to the beach? ........Wai Yu So Tan
7) I bumped into a coffee table ........Ai Bang Mai Ni
8) I think you need a face lift .......Chin Tu Fat
9) It's very dark in here .....Wao So Dim
10) I thought you were on a diet ......Wai Yu Mun Ching?
11) This is a tow away zone .......No Pah King
12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ........Wai Yu Kum Nao?
13) Staying out of sight .........Lei Ying Lo
14) He's cleaning his automobile ..... Wa Shing Ka
15) Your body odor is offensive .......Yu Stin Ki Pu
16) Your shoelace is untied.......Tai Mai Shu
10 Things that really piss me off:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is, buddy...where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is??
2. People in the supermarket check out line who wait until their entire bill is rung up before they begin writing their check. Hello...is the store name going to change, or the date, or your signature before the clerk finishes? Get a clue!
3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the damn TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change it manually!
4. When people say..."Oh, you just want to have your and eat it, too." Screw that!!! What good is a damn piece of if you can't eat it? What should I do...eat someone else's piece of instead.
5. When people say..."It's always the last place you look." No shit!! Why the hell would you keep looking for it after you've already found it?? Do people do this?? Who and where are they??
6. When people say, while watching a movie .."Did you see that?" No, dumb ass, I paid $7.50 to come to a theater and stare at the ceiling up there. What did you come here for??.
7. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?
8. When something is "New & Improved," Which is it? If it's new, there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement then there must have been something before it!
9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going. "You should know, asshole. You're the one that pulled me over!"
Here's the 10TH thing that really bugs me....
10. Chain letters! Who the hell thinks that by annoying other people with stupid mail with no meaning, that they will grant you a wish, or make your long-lost love fall into your arms. Bullshit! I'm so sure that by breaking a stupid chain letter that the computer gods are going to curse me!! What a crock of shit!!!
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