Summary of Life |
Summary of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your si... Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 16:58:00 GMT |
Things that make you go HMMMM ???? |
Things that make you go, "...HMMMM"! 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
3. If you ... Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:29:00 GMT |
The South |
THE SOUTH .. GOTTA LOVE ITTennesseeThe owner of a golf course was confused aboutpaying an invoice, so he decided to ask hissecretary for some mathematical help. He called herinto his office and said, ... Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 18:30:00 GMT |
Yes I am from the South |
Rules of the South as follows:1. Pull your saggy pants up. You look like an idiot. (soo true!!!)2. Turn your cap around right, your head ain't crooked.3. Let's get this straight; it's called a "dirt r... Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 06:28:00 GMT |
Sarcasm For the Workplace (Part Three) |
I know some of these have already been here but just had to say them again. Enjoy
"And your crybaby, whiny opinion would be?"
"I pretend to work, 'cause they pretend to pay me."
&n... Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 17:52:00 GMT |
Why God Made Moms |
"Why God made moms" answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly ... Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:04:00 GMT |
An Angel Says |
An Angel says, "Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice."
1. Pray
2... Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:44:00 GMT |
To All My Blonde Friends |
2006 - the Year in Review by a REAL Blonde
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels ...... Helllloooo!!!.....bot... Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 14:24:00 GMT |
Only A Southerner |
ONLY A SOUTHERNER
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't " HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
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Only a Southerner knows... Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 06:29:00 GMT |
Let it go for 2006...Welcome 2007 |
Let it go for 2006...and Welcome 2007
There are people who can walk away from you.
And hear me when I tell you this! When people can walk away from you: let them walk.
I don't want you to try to ta... Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:36:00 GMT |