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b3rT

About Me


1.)You basically click and click and click some more. Fighting is no exception...you click until stuff is dead..
2.)When you have more computers than your body has digits, then I think it's a bit much..
3.)I insist you have at a minimum 2x more computers than digits. Until then you are under-powered. =)
4.)the 8800GTS would pull down the 2900's pants, tell everyone to look at it, kick it in the nads, laugh as it twitches in pain and finally spit on it.
5.)Are we really worried about looking ridiculous. Whenever my Fiancee walks in on me with a headset on talking to my friends over Teamspeak I know I'm not getting sex for a week.Trust me, we look ridiculous already, what's a headband gonna
6.)Precieved volume on stage is not what the audience will here, even though you might not think your loud enough, 25-30 ft. away you might be homoginizing someones ear drums.
7.) Personally I don't need an A/B to know when something sounds good, it's like good porn. It just feels good instantly.
8.)Gamers are twice as likely to go out on dates as nongamers in a given month " Yeah....we're desperate. Quantity and Quality are two very different things. Blind diabetic fat chic? I'm so on it
9.)The iPhone's biggest feature is it's ability to inflate the heads of its owners. If they had any sense they wouldn't be so iSmug. Hell, they would never have bought the damn thing_______________________________________________________ ________
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My Blog

Crane Fail

http://failblog.org/2008/12/16/crane-fail-3/more owned, pwned fail pix and vids THis is great!
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 21:28:00 GMT

Fucking Fungus

You know I've been pissed since XM killed Fungus 53. But I found an alternative on slacker.com. it's their street punk station. At first i was on the fence about it. I've been in denile for a while th...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:46:00 GMT

That time

 Here's what 2 days and 500 units accomplished The_Burner Giants TQB Jets TQB Texans TQB Barber, Marion RB DAL Lewis, Jamal RB CLE Lynch, Marshawn RB BUF Taylor, Chester RB...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 03:16:00 GMT

Whats wrong with me??

So i got this email today from Nikki (Thanks it was an awesome email) with this  link. FUnny as hell. A little embarrassing because  shit like this happens in georgia and then It's on t...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Jul 2008 20:34:00 GMT

New Music Tuesday

So new music comes out on Tuesday and here's what was waiting for me in the mailbox today. We all know I listen to shitty music so I don't want to hear any wise ass remarks. Also note that these aren'...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 12:49:00 GMT

Your opinion matters

So I can't decide on which one to get, so I'm throwing it out to the masses for you to help me decide! a.) b.) c.)   I'm going to assume that I'm only going to get 4 opinions on this, so Mak...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 22:19:00 GMT

If this is what it takes....

Seriously! If this is what I need to be a "good" bass player count me out.....
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:45:00 GMT

realization(s)

1a. Lukers suck!! 1b. Ed Zepplin - wah pedal = worship group band 2.Solid state bass amps aren't suppose to feed back. Especially when there is no distortion channel on the amp. So everybody sho...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:00:00 GMT

My "other" entertainment @ work..

Seriously I'm this bored  that I find this funny for some reason. Stupid role players. ___________________________________________       An RP server is the only way to play...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 10:47:00 GMT

That’s Right!!

2007 Fantasy Football Head to Head Champion!!! Suck on that bitches! Now on to reclaim the league against gimpy Ed and his pathetic excuse for a soccer team.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 06:35:00 GMT