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Chris

I think, therefore I am. I think.

About Me


Hi. This is Chris. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Wassup? AIM me at bhaal680 or MSNIM at [email protected]
I'm not gonna go into too much detail, as some of your know, I love to type really, really, really long things. For some reason, people find reading quite annoying. Just goes to show all the ignorant people in this world. If I can read the 6th Harry Potter book in less than 23 hours (including eating and sleeping), I hope you can too.
How to describe myself... hmm... well, if you want physical features, take a look at my picture, for other things, look at that little fancy table (that I uhh... borrowed) a few scrolls downward.
Some of the things I like to do are chillin, eating, playing console games, sleeping, hangin, eating, playing footsy (which I always win at, ladies...), playing computer games, making Jeff freaking mad as hell (hehe technologist guy), hacking, eating, driving, driving go-karts, driving anything with 4-wheels, driving anything with more than 4-wheels, eating, and many other things I wont list on the basis of carpal tunnel.
If you get bored, gimme a holler. AIM=bhaal680
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: March 7
Birthplace: DeLand
Current Location: Orlando
Eye Color: Bluish-Greenish
Hair Color: brownish-blond
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: None yet
Your Weakness: Girls
Your Fears: Lobsters
Your Perfect Pizza: CHEESE
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: like totally
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whoops, forgot to pay her.
Your Best Physical Feature: n/a
Your Bedtime: I try for around 10PM
Your Most Missed Memory: Jennifer...
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: both
Single or Group Dates: date?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee with 5 sugar packs
Do you Smoke: hell no
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: depends if it rains
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: yes
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: only on saturdays
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when pregnant
Do you think you are Attractive: only on saturdays
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescriptions, yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: last month i did
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: eww, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: not theatrically
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: WHY? Who told you I did? Ima kill that bitch!
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: HAHAHAHA
Ever been Beaten up: no, but i was once robbed by a black lady
Ever Shoplifted: uhh, isnt that classified as stealing?
How do you want to Die: peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not like the passengers in his car
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: umm
What country would you most like to Visit: And place in Middle Earth
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything not blind
Favourite Hair Color: Anything not white/grey/purple/red/pink/green
Short or Long Hair: prefer long
Height: 5'- 5'10"
Weight: somewhere close to me
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: umm, just look at my pictures
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0

My Interests

HTML, CSS, Dreamweaver, Fireworks, PhotoShop, (and ESPECIALLY) Flash,(Flash took up about half of last years schoolyear. Lotsa fun it is. You should try it.)
GUILD WARS!!! Half-Life 1/2, Halo 1/2, Fable, Baldur's Gate 1/2, Icewind Dale 1/2, Diablo 1/2, Runescape, all Command and Conquer Games, Gangland, all Dungeons and Dragons games, Dungeon Keeper 1/2, and all Blizzard made games. Lots of other games, WAY too many to list.
I also like to hang out at Citywalk, Disney Quest, and all my friend's houses.

I'd like to meet:

A girl with tons of money who I can divorce and at least get half in a settlement.
Maybe one that is beautiful, intelligent, sexy... you know... perfect.

Music:

Dashboard Confessionals, Blink 182, Taking Back Sunday, Green Day, Cold Play, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Three Days Grace, Velvet Revolver, and lotsa others that I don't care to list.
Will Smith's Switchand that song "Sugar"

Movies:

Forest Gump, Independence Day, Scary Movie 1/2 (not 3), all Star Wars movies, all 3 Lord of the Rings, all Batman movies, National Treasure, Pirates of the Caribbean.
And anything starring Will Smith or Johnny Depp

Television:


Chris --
[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

Books:

Oh my god... I don't even know where to begin...
I spose I could just say, all fantasy and sci-fi books. Every book that is in my house, which is 2 shelf fulls, each filling a wall.

Heroes:

People whom I look up to. Not very many of those, but I respect them for their ability to lead, take control, and kick some ass!

My Blog

drunc

ok this is to all the people who have said something stupid will under the influence of alcohol, its ok, its not your fault, but really it is cause you knew what you were doing, like me now, im not al...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:19:00 PST

Does that make me craaaaaazy?

I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mindThere was something so pleasant about that phase.Even your emotions had an echoIn so much spaceAnd when you're out there Without care,Yeah, I...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 07:25:00 PST

Can I get a Blood Ritual please?

w00t!!!111 Betcha none of you foos will figure out what I did today!!!I played Guild Wars... imagine that.Ranger spike in tombs for that matter, too bad the skills are bugged. Need to play a bonder m...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 04:50:00 PST

Mmm noodles...

Bunch of picture links today folks. Fun in Guild Wars mostly. These are of one of the funnest Guild Vs. Guild battles we ever had. It was also a complete bullshit one, considering the ladder was froze...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 03:50:00 PST

Interesting messege

hey this is chris boone you know the same name as you but are you GAY fuck stick This was an interesting messege sent to me today by this person. Can't exactly figure out what was being said, but neve...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 04:20:00 PST

Newer Update

Ok Arcane. Here's your bloody update. I posted one last week, but for some reason it didn't show up... Hm... Won Hall of Heroes twice last Monday, am hoping to do the same today. Will be spending... o...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 06:37:00 PST

New Update

Tonight I spent a good 5 hours or so working on my new profile thing here. Many frustrating hours spent grinding through 397 pages of pure HTML bullshit. Fun fun. Anyway, hope yous all likes it. ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 02:07:00 PST

Eve

A euphoric daze passed over me briefly as reality dawned anew. I would be scamming this prick out of his money, out of 200 million of his preciously farmed credits, and he wouldnt be able to do a dam...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 02:04:00 PST

bitchy

If the world were truly mine... Trochinski would be happy and let us have our senior privileges. Hell, the world wouldnt even have to be mine. Just have been born one year earlier. The only choice we...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 25 Aug 2005 01:08:00 PST

funnys

ok... here I am gonna post some of my funniest things I've said, or heard others says, or seen writtin, etc. etc. If you can read this, you're not aiming in the right direction -bathroom ceiling graf...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST