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slutkins mcjiggledick

Thats Sergeant Slutkins to you boyeee!!

About Me

hmmmm. maybe best to tell a story here.... Once a young Italian boy was born on feb 24 1981 (Oooh hes a pisces) he was born with an enormous wang. Ever since then hes been crackin dat assssh and drinkin dat swash so that about sums me up..Seriously if you want to know me just talk to me My Jordanian Homeboys N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N

My Interests

i like making silly jokes with my pals..I also like doing silly dances with my silly pals..Silly me also likes silly music that is silly to dance to...silly I silly silly funny silly fun fun stuff silly time your funny to me...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who enjoys long romantic walks to the convenient store....you know that shit's open 24 hours....ACTUALLY, I would like to meet someone....super FABULOUS exuding with awesomeness...someone with tasty eyeballs i can lick, and someone who will vomit on me, someone who will play with my moles and tickle me till im about to wet myself.....but um....yea, i already have her* ;P ;* Me in UAE playing in the sand see how well im camoflauged in?!

Music:

i already told you..silly stuff like DARK AND SCARY EVOL TIME DRUMIST AND BASSIST...(older ed rush,trace,nico,puff-man,coolioolio and the gang you got the idea) i like that hardcore (dillenger escape plan,shadows fall,underoath poison the well, I like whiny love songs (dashboard)jimmyeatworld, I like death metal CANNIBAL CORPSE,Earthborn Diety!!,Indie stuff,little brown bike,thursday,engine down, denali,Reggie and the full effect..etc..etc.. and I 3 lounge music robert(goulettttttttttt!!!!)..

Movies:

EVOL MOVIES (day of the dead, texas chainsaw,the entity,movies with no plot but lots of blood and screaming) I like crazy movies that make your brain fry Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of a spotless mind, you know crazy stuff like your mom

Television:

Right now im into trashy reality shows where people sell their self worth for money..I wish I could do it, I'd be cheap!

Books:

I havent read yet but Im sure when I do I'll like it...I hope reading isnt as hard as people make it out to be...

Heroes:

My dog Nico well Malamutes in general (watch 8 below) and my Mom for raising me and giving me a great life

My Blog

Im going to miss you

Im leaving in a few days to go to a big giant boring sandbox...Im going to miss you so freakin much...im going to have to be gone a lot this year possibly missing christmas new years thanksgiving...it...
Posted by slutkins mcjiggledick on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:07:00 PST

Well its Official

I definitely have the girl of my dreams I have known this for quite some time but as I sit here in my empty house (shes HoMe Visiting) I realize how much I need her in my life. I love you Vera Li and...
Posted by slutkins mcjiggledick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

there isnt enough time in the world

to fulfill all the time i need to spend with Vera....she makes me so incredibly happy and i wish there was some way to that I could steal her away and have for my selfish own reasons...but yeah i only...
Posted by slutkins mcjiggledick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

6 days left

and Im fricken pissed..my parents went on vacation this morning and were supposed to leave me the keys to the pathfinder so I can spend the last few days driving to my fathers house seeing my friends ...
Posted by slutkins mcjiggledick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Welcome to the 19th dimension

Last Night I visited the 19th dimension....I was twisting in the vector space time continuum....I pondered my existence and lost track of my human awareness..I was pure monkey form and I sipped upon t...
Posted by slutkins mcjiggledick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

air force is not as easy to get into as I thought...

BUT luckily I passed all the hurdles...If I had chosen any other service Id be in by now but the Air Force is literally the hardest of the armed forces to get into..so many requirements and so many re...
Posted by slutkins mcjiggledick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dear Diary

Dear Diary, I spent half of the day sleeping..I do this often and I love it..Im just trying to cherish all the sleeping in now because soon im going to be waking up to reveille at boot camp and doi...
Posted by slutkins mcjiggledick on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST