Flintstones Cigarette Commercial |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAExoSozc2c
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:49:00 GMT |
I was Molested! |
I molested myself last night. I kept saying "no" but I think I meant "yes".
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:40:00 GMT |
I'm not dead yet?! |
Well, I am in San Francisco and I am still alive.
.....maybe I'd better start taking care of myself, eat right and exercise......NAH!
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 19:19:00 GMT |
Anyone hear my song on the radio? |
I wrote a song, but I can't read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio I think, "Hey, maybe I wrote that."
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 15:52:00 GMT |
You could be a millionaire without paying taxes! |
That's right people, You, could be a millionaire and never pay taxes.
How? you ask.
Fisrt: get a million dollars. but what do you tell the tax man when he comes to you and say...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:19:00 GMT |
south florida humor..... |
Here's a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you com out you're all covered with leeches. Just say, "Hey, has anybody seen my raisins?" (Because leeches kind of look like big raisins...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 21:30:00 GMT |
New Dog |
Christmas came a little early in my house when I came home with this Beagle. After careful consideration and many great suggestions (Luigi, Alice, Lucy, Broccoli, Purple, Pineapple, Biscuit, Cookie an...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:30:00 GMT |
Sexual Outlets |
I am using the anonymity of the web to come clean!
When you travel as much as I do, and are away from home as much as I am, you tend to acquire strange sexual........outlets. I am taking the time now ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:32:00 GMT |
On the Road |
I'm on my way back from Australia and New Caledonia. Last month I was in China and New York. A lot of people ask me what it is like to be on the road so much and it must be hard to get a good meal. Re...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 00:02:00 GMT |
Brazillian Soldiers |
Early in the Iraqi conflict, 3 Brazillion soldiers were killed when a roadside bomb was detonated near their convoy.
Secretary of defense, Donald Rumsfeld briefed President Bush on the accident. Bush ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:53:00 GMT |
