just to make you laugh |
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float.Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 US leader Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it... Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 08:43:00 GMT |
my sad life |
Have you ever done something that you wish you could take back.....i do today..we sent my g-ma to a nursing home---manor care---it looked alright but you do hear stories and it scares me...i love my g... Posted by on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 20:08:00 GMT |
crazy |
iam bored so i went to urbandictionary.com to see what my name means...i go by jen, jenny, and jennifer so ill do all 3
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1.
jen
a nickname for blow, cocaine, or the white devil.
yoo are we ... Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:24:00 GMT |
FUNNY LADY |
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waTCH THIS SHE IS SO FUNNY Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 22:56:00 GMT |
ADD this site |
Everyone add this site
http://www.myspace.com/jjshowgirlsindy
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 20:29:00 GMT |
Week 1 update |
I made it through week one....i took no naps, woke up no later then 10:30 and i worked out....
Monday i worked out 2 times
Tuesday no workouts went to the riverboat... Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:40:00 GMT |
New Year's Resolution |
My new year's resolution is many things
1. No Naps.....
2. Wake up no later then 10:30 AM
3. Lose 88 lbs.
4. Workout 4 days a week at least 2 times with at least 30 min of cardio each time...2 da... Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 17:36:00 GMT |
People |
So i work at hospital as a CNA. I meet very interesting people everyday. One of my former patients was a pretty normal guy....i will refer to him as john doe. On the other hand his w... Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 13:52:00 GMT |