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..Oh nothing, Tommy. It's TIP TOP. It's just, I'm not sure about the colour.

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Law School

Excellent Morning, Today I am feeling particularly resourceful. ·         5 a.m. Tea ·         6 a.m. I make phone c...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 23:52:00 GMT

Say Hello, Say Hello, where would you like to go madman?

I'm reading about Charles Bronson. He is an intriguing man. It would appear he has a fair few issues, But then who doesn't? He is not as charming as Uncle Chop Chop, but I must say, he is growing on...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 20:37:00 GMT

Laziness Kills.

I would like to go to a nice fish restaurant, where I can eat a shark.  The sort of place where you spit out nuts on the floor. .. Also, I'm cutting down on my alcohol intake from today onw...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:58:00 GMT

I have been convicted of armed robberies, a shooting, assault and kidnapping a judge

I'm also partial to a nice cup of tea and the occasional ginger nut biscuit, or ten.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 00:26:00 GMT

You're a cantaloupe.

Nine times out of ten and sixteen times out of two I end up swallowing my tea and then choking on it, oh well, the weather is bloody magnificent today.  What the fuck is up with rainbow fish thes...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:43:00 GMT

who the fuck ate my kiwi fruit!

So I marched my pony to the neighbourhood stallion quarters yesterday, she's tolerable now, her sickness has passed and her hooves are looking ravishing.  I've made the vague decision to quit un...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 20:42:00 GMT

because such studies would be unethical

six hundred and thrity two tousand apples in my stomach, i think i might be sick... "consolidation taking place" ouch, whatever the fuck that means.
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:08:00 GMT

triangle eye

two hundred and fifty nine duck apples and i'm lacking the ability to eat seven, no nine. it's time to ration purple fish orange fish
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 08:06:00 GMT

the defrenciation being

i've eaten too much today and now i feel sickeningly sick. how revolting!
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 13:10:00 GMT

Little blue eggs

i wish that I ate blueberries on a regular basis, i would most certainly feel better about myself. i guess i'll have to drink more. does a rainbow taste like sherbet..?
Posted by on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:25:00 GMT