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The Distinguished Gentleman's Spy Academie

I'm opening a spy school. Topics include ballroom dancing, fencing, foreign politics, overly-sexualized one-line innuendo, wine and cigar connoiseurmansship, stunt driving, and poison delivery tactics...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jun 2009 20:05:00 GMT

Round Hill Pacific Sucks

So I've been living at the same apartment since I was finishing college. Maybe 5 years now. I never really had any issue with them.Until November, when my ceiling caved in. They told me a gaping bubbl...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 13:57:00 GMT

FUCK WORK

So I went to the mall, because you all know I've been out of work for over a year. Here's the delightful goodness I encountered:-Applications which have a fucking credit check as condition of employme...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:48:00 GMT

new years

I think I drank last year away. I don't remember much of it. Also, all the art projects I started got scrapped for one reason or another. I didn't really finish anything. I am also a broke-ass mother-...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:36:00 GMT

Facebook

Can suck my balls. I finally figured out why everyone is on there. It has an iPhone ap.Ok...I love mac. But if you have money for a $350 fucking phone you probably don't quite fit in my world these da...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 08:22:00 GMT

My new project

I'm working on a bio-pic."TOTAL DICK- THE LIFE AND TIMES OF RICHARD BRUCE CHENEY."
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 02:02:00 GMT

I truly hate half of America

So this election seems to be bringing out the worst in our country. I expected all the pro-corporate right wing christian blow hards to come out of the wood work. But I wasn't prepared for the racist ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:32:00 GMT

Why I might be leaving America

I don't know. I've been kicking around the idea of bailing on this place.Denver is...ok. There are a lot of artsy kids and truly awesome friends here. There are also a lot of spoiled to the core subur...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 22:07:00 GMT

really just confused

The job hunt is not going well. At all. I just don't know what to do anymore. And I've cashed out my retirement money, and have been unemployed for a full year, I was never eligible for unemployment a...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 23:32:00 GMT

Careful how you vote kids.

If McCain wins, I'm immediately moving to Korea or Japan.
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 08:48:00 GMT