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Danny

BETTER! FASTER! MORE!

About Me

I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb! I'm smart and I want respect!

My Interests

Misanthropy, Grammar-Naziism, Folding laundry, Worrying about my hairline receding, Stretching, Cleaning bird corpses from my backyard, Gardening, Composting, Drinking Tequila, Baking

I'd like to meet:

Fitness Celebrity John Basedow

Music:

I like music

Movies:

I like movies

Television:

X-FILES -- aged like a fine wine. Only gets better with time (except for anything involving the alien conspiracy or Agent Doggett----LAME!)Gilmore Girls -- that's right. Real men can love the Gilmore Girls.

Books:

I should really read more of these instead of spending so much damn time online.

Heroes:

The Dalai Lama, for being a positive role model and teaching the world to be peaceful.

George W. Bush, for helping me to realize that I've a long way to go before I become a miserable failure

My Blog

Wicket - Subcomandante in the War on Christmas

FUCK YOU, MYSPACE. I WAS TRYING TO AID AND ABET THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS AND YOU SCREWED ME. YOUR SHITTY SOFTWARE IS WORSE THAN WINDOWS VISTA. GO TO HELL MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Take THAT Bill O'Reilly...
Posted by Danny on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 10:07:00 PST

Coming of age in dark times

When does a man "come of age"? Hell if I know, but I can tell you that there's nothing worse than coming of age in these times.I was conferring with my lawyer this evening, and he confirmed that no m...
Posted by Danny on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 11:34:00 PST

Food for thought.....

"In A Democracy.... "... People Get the Government They Deserve."- Adlai StevensonI love my free wireless in the Sky Harbor airport.  I don't love my govern...
Posted by Danny on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 10:48:00 PST

the legend of buddy lee

Those of you not from Tucson might not know that Ye Olde Pueblo is full of freaks.  I'm not just talking about your standard, run of the mill sci-fi types, either (not that I would know anyone li...
Posted by Danny on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

And now, back to this planet......

Finally watched Olbermann's commentary about Ann Hitler.  Good stuff.  Good stuff, I say.It's nice to remember that there are days when I'm really, truly happy.  Sometime few and far be...
Posted by Danny on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST

king of jews, king of beers

I have a new hero, I just haven't met them: http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=43542 35 ...
Posted by Danny on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 10:29:00 PST

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW

And go watch An Inconvenient Truth.  I don't care how you feel about Al Gore, this movie isn't about him; it's about the most important issue facing the world today.While you're at it, look for w...
Posted by Danny on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 05:51:00 PST

Vene, and her love of foreign culture

So Vene (the good-looking one on the left who's also my wife), loves me and she cares about my eternal soul.  Tonight she shared with me something that changed my life.Something so powerful that ...
Posted by Danny on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 10:25:00 PST

A guide to surviving the Bush years

This is, by all means, quite incomplete.  Feel free to add your own suggestions:1) Wear lots of cosmetics2) Get a dog3) Listen to "What a Wonderful World" (Joey Ramone or Louis Armstrong versions...
Posted by Danny on Sun, 28 May 2006 03:36:00 PST

I HATE THE TODAY SHOW

Do you ever go to sleep and think to yourself, "fucking shit, that asshole Matt Lauer is going to be on the TV tomorrow."  Or, "The happiest day of my life was when Katie Couric got shit on by a ...
Posted by Danny on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:54:00 PST