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Catkins

About Me

We could lie to you but that would be too cheap and easy. But we are cheap and easy so its up to you to read between the lines (if you can be arsed).Sugar begat Sheroin high in the mountains on a rainy day when his beats weren't kicking hard enough. And Lo! Sheroin did cry and as his tiny tears hit the dirt Sugar's beats cystalized into the phantoms we hear today. Then they bumped into Daisy at the amusement arcade in Derby, the one with golden teapots in the window to lure in the unsuspecting gamblers. She was just about to win a teapot too but Sheroin caused a scene at the Pennyfalls and she lost her nerve. The rest just sort of happened naturally.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 26/10/2006
Band Website: this is as near as it gets
Band Members: Sugar H on the drums and some singingSheroin Heik on the guitars and some singingDaisy Los Amores Para Baila on the bass soundz and the pianos
Influences: Oblivion Head, Jesuit Tailgunners, Hate Brewery, The Deathshead Country Gentlemen, Lousy Lovers, Chechen Surfers, Dogs Like Demons, Hotel Diplomats
Sounds Like: ... the noise a bird makes when it draws its last breath
Record Label: we aren't really quite ready yet

My Blog

new catkins tune

Listen to the new tune - I Am Caesar - it's only a rough cut, the 303 aint working right now so imagine some squelches on the end bit, and Daisy's bass is still in hock so there's no bottom on the dam...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:06:00 GMT

(w)hole

The hole in Daisy's sweet head has been leaking blood for a while now, this is why all has been quiet with Catkins. Daisy's sweet head juice had got in the tape machine and made the reels all squeaky ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 09:16:00 GMT

stumps

Not wishing to sound overly aggressive, but if i see one more twat wearing shorts in November I'll be forced to hack his legs off at the kness, thus removing his choice to wear long trousers ever...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:41:00 GMT

hive

Walking home from the roller rink, fresh from the roller disco, still with Tavares chugging through my head like a wee black lad being pistol whipped by the LAPD circa 1991, i felt the first rumb...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 12:10:00 GMT

Lobeless

Last week we went to a pub for some after show cocktails and fighting with our good friends Big and Lil' Jimmy from Chechen Surfers (check them out children www.myspace.com/chechensurfers  but pl...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 13:16:00 GMT

pig waste

Back in 1963 my uncle was involved in the production of the worlds first hologram. He owned the farm that supplied the pigs, that supplied the gelatin, that was subsequently dichromated to add to the ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 08:55:00 GMT

Cranes

Check out the new Catkins tune Way Up High and revel in it's shonky sound. Please excuse the clicks and crackles, this is down to unrepairable flaws in our vinyl. We even phoned up Ice-T for some tips...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:45:00 GMT

Softy soft softness

I have to drip dry when I've had a bath because of an extremely rare skin problem that manifests itself by causing me to have an aversion to towels. When growing up in the barrio this was often embarr...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 13:32:00 GMT

New tunes

Hey Bitches check out the new Catkins tunes...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:48:00 GMT

Frooty

Expecting a larger child my father's brother's cousin's best friend was sorely dissapointed when her first and only grandchild was born, in a far from happy post war Poland. Whilst warning this unusua...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:48:00 GMT