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where to start in 1940 my mother, eve gave birth to a beautiful youn red headed man, and i round house kicked her to the face... i had a rough childhood, my friends called me red nuts and my mom called me roundhouse red, cause i like to kick her, yet i lost my virginity at the quite age of 6 months. her name was betty and she got me drunk and aroused, when i was done, i round house kicked her th the face, she died :(. as a teen i studyed biology, chemistry and the lost art of the poo jab, they did not rock my boat. it wasnt until college when i found my martial arts teacher, juan pablo diablo nip.. he perfected my roundhouse, until one day we spad and i kicked him 2 hard, his head landed on the road. my first marrage started off badly as i at my cake before i realised there was strippers inside. i had some digestive problems after. my movie career began i was the word champion of karate, yet it didnt fill that spot. today i continue my battle with evil, with one hope that i will find my true love.