I'd like to meet:
Wile E. Coyote (super-genius),Anyone who has more cats than I do (more than 5)
Music:
Sisters of Mercy, Ministry, Combichrist, Genitortures, Floater, Willie Nelson, Rorschach Test, OLD Thrill Kill Kult, Electric Hellfire Club, Violent Femmes, Neil Young, Alice Cooper, Tool, Tracy Chapman, The Cure, Love and Rockets, Johnny Cash
Movies:
Natural Born Killers, Shawshank Redemption, Dogma, Donnie Darko, Grosse Pointe Blank, Heathers, Apocalypse Now, Half Baked, Office Space, Se7en, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Bring It On, Hellboy, Easy Rider, Silence of the Lambs, American Psycho
Television:
Weeds, Twilight Zone (with Rod Serling only), M*A*S*H, Roseanne, X-Files, Degrassi: The Next Generation, South of Nowhere, Price is Right, MXC, Family Guy, Simpsons, Robot Chicken, The Soup
Books:
Kurt Vonnegut(RIP), Sherman Alexie, Roman Dirge, Jhonen Vasquez, Emily Dickinson, Junji Ito
Heroes:
Magaret Mead, Bettie Page, Wonder Woman, Lewis Black, John Acorn (The Nature Nut), Ntozake Shange, My Mom