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Ewan

Everything is difficult, before it is easy.

About Me

Firstly, i am no Takeshi Kaneshiro. Secondly, I am no romeo or some sweet talker. Still hanging on there? Ok...here's more.... I am shy, i am considered a nerd, i am the sort of guy where girls shun. Well, my personal ad would be something like this: "Won't ask for much, will work for food. Low maintenance cost, easy to keep. Already toilet trained. Trained to fetch to and fro. Good in bed (lolx), especially when asleep. Wont bark but will bite when provoke. lolx~! Talkative when talked to. Silent when left alone. Good at making you laugh if you've got a funny bone. Never been used. Only been touched but not broken. Warranty till death do us part. Will keep quiet in boring movies that you seem to love. Will cuddle when you get cold. Built in cushion in belly. Shoulders fit sumdgely for your head. Specs is not complusory (but i do look smarter in it). Shoe size 14 (haha!). Towering built of 1.9m in case you were wondering (lol~!)" *Large parts of this context is taken from another person's profile. But i guess it would be alright to use it. lolx* Anyone reading??? If there is, i must congrats u on your determination. Well...here comes the hard part.....making friends with me. Hahahaha.....can't bear to click on the 'add friend' link right? Haiz....that's not a surprise. So wat i suggest is to press 'Alt+F4' and forget abt me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

For the guys, it would be Bill Gates, Sim Wong Hoo, Bush (yeah...him), Saddam Hussien, Osama, SM Lee, PM Goh and the whole of Liverpool FC. For the ladies, Kristin Keruk, Michelle Reis, Gigi Lai, Charmaine Seah would be nice. Haha....that's all fantasy. Well, guess the person i really want to meet is someone who's reading this right now!