Dead Rock Star Like There's No Tomorrow |
The Dead Rock Star Like There Is No TomorrowImmortals die when the eyes of the world are upon themJesus
was the first rock star. The cross is the biggest, most iconic piece
of merchandise in history...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT |
10 Reasons To Be Single/Celibate |
10 Reasons To Be Single/Celibate1.
Sex. Whats the big deal? You like it, I like it. What we have here is
a mutual trading of wants, some of that& for some of this. A little
Quid Pro Quo Clarice? W...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 08:26:00 GMT |
Fuck you Crackhead! |
Yes, you. You sick fucker. On Wednesday morning I emerged
from my girls apartment by The Roosevelt to
find that you had sawed the tops off both the spark plugs on my motorcycle. At
the time, I had ...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 12:59:00 GMT |
Memo to my fellow bus riders |
My bike was in the shop and here is my week on the Bus memo...Heavy-breathing
man sitting next to me: let's make a deal. I won't bash in your vile head if you don't vomit on me. But maybe I should tr...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 17:04:00 GMT |
Whole Foods Vegan fags... Take a shower! |
I don't know
how Whole Foods has managed to corner the market on all the best
vegetables from the produce suppliers and all the other grocery stores
in the area are left with such shitty produce, b...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 17:24:00 GMT |
Girl took a shit in the La brea Tarr Pit parking lot! |
I mean, come on!It was like 50 paces to the nearest restroom!I
stood there wondering what the hell she was up to - she spent at least
2 minutes scurrying around her parked car, looking to see if the...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 17:17:00 GMT |
To my neighbor who tossed a pink, vibrating strap-on in my yard. |
Umm, thanks?
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 17:13:00 GMT |
