I don't know how to say this but... i'm a pretty big deal.
About Me
After years of isolation in the outer most depths of space I have returned to shower the earth in sarcastic comments and witty antidotes about pink popped collar polo shirt wearing douche bags!
My Interests
Nuclear Physics, Time Travel, Deep Sea Exploration, and Hello Kitty
I'd like to meet:
a tattooed trash talkin son-of-a-gun with a heart of gold
Music:
Toots and The Maytal, Sublime, Ashton Kutcher if he ever makes a CD!
