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spasmolytic

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


R.I.P. Lexi und Crox
I AM AN O2 WASTER
Profile:10 Reasons to Date a BASSIST
1. They keep going even though it hurts
2. They can play various positions
3. They know how to make the right sounds
4. They do it right or they dont do it at all
5. They're used to working with their hands
6. They can tap to the beat
7. They know how to use both hands and they're mouth at the same time
8. They know how to make you scream for more
9. They're so pro they dont have to watch what they're doing
10. They're open to performing in groups
Scrat --
[noun]:
A human transformer (Robot in disguise)
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Ich bin:
Neurotisch
Psychotiker
Selbstmörderisch
Mörderisch
Brutal ehrlich
Verdreht ohne einen Zweifel
Hornig immer
ein Rocker
ein Nietkopf
ein Musiker
ein Student
Vulgär
Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing.
Remember remember the Fifth of November Gunpowder, treason, and plot I know of no reason the gunpowder, treason Should ever be forgot.
Now you know! And knowing is half the battle!
Meine Instrumente heißen:
E. Bass: Anastacya
E. Guitar: Ariana
A. Guitar: Alexis
Keyboard: Aaralyn

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My Interests

Random:

Things I Fancy

Snappers, Dominatrices, Body Mod, Canoodling, Cute/Sexy Feet, New Caledonian Crested Geckos, Chameleons, Small Boobs, Adidas, Red Bull, Snakes, Turtles, Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwiches, Strawberry Milkshakes, Free "Panckes", Lorikeets, Sweet Tea, Green Tea, Tea in General, SoBe, Tigers, Saber-toothed cats (that's the real name), Jack the Ripper, Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, The Simpsons, George Carlin, Pirates, Ninjas, British slang, Mohawks, Dreadlocks, Parties with CLOSE FRIENDS, Parties with my Oldest Sister, Alcohol, David Hayter, Foxhound, Danger, Violence, Raves, Tuxedos, Undead, Zombies, Hong Kong Phooey, Storms, Skeletons, Witchcraft, Writing, Making Music, Blood, BDSM, Handcuffs, Whips, Chains, Dancing, HeadSick PinUps, Supernatural.

What Really Chaps My Ass

Closed-minded Scheisskapfs, LIES, Jesus Creeps, Ginormous Boobs, Highschool Girls, Highschool, Cheaters, Poop, Fat Girl Boobs, Condoms, Completely childish people, Hotshots, Scene Kids, Emo Kids, Shitheads, Nike, Animal Cruelty, Abuse, Child Molestation, Child Molestors, Rape, Rapists, Gay Porn, Viruses, Ailments, Toilet Paper.

I'd like to meet:



Fun easy-going party animals to kick it with. Dez Fafara. Trent Reznor. Andy LaPlegua. Deftones. Mastodon. Headsick and Jew-Unit. Durga. Trips. Also, cannot forget, Alfred Bitchcock!

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Music:



This music defines me: Cake, Type O Negative, Nine Inch Nails, System of a Down, Mudvayne, Rammstein, Rob/White Zombie, Deftones, Marilyn Manson, Wednesday 13, Children of Bodom, Black Sabbath, Rage Against The Machine, Van Halen, Combichrist, Man-Sized Rat, Anthrax, Slayer, :wumpscut:, KMFDM, Tool, Dir en grey (Diru), 16volt, Dillinger Escape Plan, Mastodon, Carl Orff, Skinny Puppy, Deftones, Mushroomhead.

Movies:

Heists, Martial Arts, Comedy, SciFi movies, Horror Movies, Z-movies, Gunslingers, Psychological Thrill Rides.

Television:

MXC, Scrubs, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, UFC, Metalocalypse.

Books:

Fahrenheit 451, My Zombie Survival Guide Book, My Pirate Dictionary, Chuck Palahniuk!, Deathnote, Anne Freaks.

My Blog

me, described by Chino Moreno and the Deftones

..> Bands // Song Titles Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: Deftones Are you female or male:: Around the Fur Describe yourself:: Rickets How do some people ...
Posted by spasmolytic on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 10:38:00 PST

read this in a philosophy book

Backstory: 90 year-old male goes to see his physician. Patient: Doctor! I don't know what to so, I just got my 20 year-old girlfriend pregnant. Doctor: Well, think about this. An old man grabs an umbr...
Posted by spasmolytic on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 09:46:00 PST

I recently found the meaning of life

The meaning of life only comes to you when you successfully find that thing inside of you that allows you to be happy no matter what. That thing is called "hope". hope  (noun) the general feelin...
Posted by spasmolytic on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 08:01:00 PST

lyrics from my favorite album

The CD and band's name will be at the bottom, in the part that says what I'm listening to. Pay attention to that. Watch me With your eyesBeen giving GodA paedophileI want to Be just like youThen...
Posted by spasmolytic on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 12:25:00 PST

Was that a hopeful dream?

I just woke up a few minutes ago. Which sucks, considering the time of the night (2:24 AM) and the fact that I was having a really good dream. I was dreaming that I had called some teenagers out abou...
Posted by spasmolytic on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST

philosophically based thoughts

Okay, in philosophy we've been reading a lot about morals and happiness. Happiness mainly; from the views of Aristotle, Kant, and Mill, to be exact. Aristotle states: Where there are ends beyond the ...
Posted by spasmolytic on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:38:00 PST

the reason I have my name...

The only difference between me and those who have committed suicide is that I'm still here. I have no desire to live, yet I keep breathing and choose not to take my life. The reason I'm posting this...
Posted by spasmolytic on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 06:21:00 PST

We can never go home....

I'll always remember the good and the bad, and most definately the ugly times. But I never thought I'd have to make new ones with new people. I used to have 4 people that I constantly hung out with; ...
Posted by spasmolytic on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 01:29:00 PST

Guide to finding/keeping a Life-Partner

I found this in Drea-Lou's blog, it is worth posting/reading/thinking about. So I found this in a friend's blog and thought it was DEFINATELY worth a repost. Their advice was to read this everyday unt...
Posted by spasmolytic on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

characteristics

i want a new girl, or a girl i see differently after this epiphany-like thought process. i am: psychotic; i have two psychiatrists that i'm terrified to tell that i have homicidal tendencies. anxious;...
Posted by spasmolytic on Thu, 10 May 2007 03:16:00 PST