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Lee

About Me

My name is Lee Davis, but no doubt you've already heard of me. I am a famous rock star/actor and parttime fire fighter and body builder. I have huge gigantic glistening muscles and am virtually hairless except for the area around my gigantic ass muscles. I pass the time by taking ultra sexy photos of myself wearing almost nothing so that I can have more Myspace friend requests from losers who are concerned with that crap. But besides being a virtual love god and accomplished musician/actor, I love furry animals (I hate reptiles--so unsexy!) and saving rain forests (basically a prettier word for jungle, but you know). I am from LA, California, and therefore I am superior to practically everyone else in the galaxy who is not from LA save for Paris, France. Please don't contact me unless you are outstandingly sexy, have no body hair and at least 408 pictures of yourself with no shirt on, standing next to a sports car (red only, I don't do blue, faggot). If you are interested in purchasing my hip hop album "Ghetto Bitch Cruisin' to Find Mad Money so I Can Be Buyin' Stereo Shit" under my MC Lee monicker, simply contact my ass and I will crap it your way. I pretend to know about politics and I only support politicians that are extremely sexy and can play the saxophone while depleting the military that protects my right to be a completely overrated douche bag. My movie credits include "The Fast and the Furious" (I was the muscular bald guy that always talked like he was constipated), "The Fast and the Furious 3: Tokyo Drift" (I had a double role; I played the sexy Asian bitch with fake hooters that made her hack music and film career from showing her body which will soon wither away and leave her the nothing that she really is, and I also played the sexy red car that went so fast). Such phenomenal writers penned the scripts from these landmark films, the fast cars and my sexy tits were done a true justice. "The Fast and the Furious 2" sucks for its utter lack of Lee. George Clooney likes to come over from time to time so we can discuss how much better we are than everyone else while having gay sex.For shits and giggles I am leaving the old, simple "About Me":I got a forward for an account here so I'm doing it. I like horor movies, grind, noise, death metal and all that fun family stuff. I like art and fiction, and playing Silent Hill games.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

An alien so it could share the wisdom of the universe with me.Hi Lee,Thanks so much for the kind words. I've been thrilled and gratified with the way this little talk to a half-empty room of eggheads has made its way around the world. Thanks for helping spread the word.Evan.. language="javascript" src="http://victorycaucus.com/latestheadlines.php" ..

My Blog

Can’t wait for the ’98 high school reunion!

Ha! So I get a message about WP's upcoming reunion. Feh! Funny this would happen after dusting off the bitter WP memories. I seriously try to think of one positive reason to attend that fucking thing,...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 21:09:00 GMT

Ready ... set ... DIE!

Ever feel like your head’s become an abstract piece by one of those prick so-called artists that just throw a bunch of shit on a canvas and sell it for too much money? So I finished another nove...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 03:55:00 GMT

All Hail Stallone

Imagine yesteryear's action movie icon reemerging to rekindle a reunion with a really um ... ravaging riot of righteousness with Rambo. ("R" is the letter of the day, aaaahhh!!!) How would the spoiled...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:34:00 GMT

Tickling Defeat’s nuts

        ..General Vo Nguyen Giap.General Giap was a brilliant, highly respected leader of the North Vietnam military. The following quote is from his memoirs curren...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 21:47:00 GMT

Dream Log

Dreams are like that, yo. It's funny thinking on the quality of my dreamscapes and how they've played a part on my conscious mind when waking. I've used so many for the basis of stories, music, a...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:45:00 GMT

I moved.

About 12 hours ago I rolled into Blacksburg, VA, to my new home. My parents helped big time. We were drenched in sweat. I took a breath of fresh air. So glad to be out of Ohio. Again. I listened to go...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 03:53:00 GMT

Resident Ridiculous

First off, a cyber moment of silence in memory of all the heroes here and passed that were hit the hardest-and hit the hardest back-with the 9/11 attacks by the debris of the world who deserve nothing...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 01:24:00 GMT

Resident Ridiculous

First off, a cyber moment of silence in memory of all the heroes here and passed that were hit the hardest-and hit the hardest back-with the 9/11 attacks by the debris of the world who deserve nothing...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:24:00 GMT

Unprinted Letter

I don't think I need to explain the difference between embraing immigrants who embrace America rather than EXPLOIT America, vs. not embacing immigrants who exploit America and really couldn't gi...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 13:05:00 GMT

Handling rejection like a gangsta in tha hood

I get home yesterday and see--gasp!--an envelope I addressed to myself as per request of my goal publisher to make rejection more expedient. These folks usually toss me a line of why material isn't up...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 19:36:00 GMT