G'day Mates! My name is Jared Ferrell Carter. I work at a Trona Mine called OCI. I don't sit in a control room all by myself anymore, I work 850 feet underground, whoop whoop. My fat doggie landfill is still the love of my life, and always will be, but if your looking to get lucky with a non attractive, hairy guy for one night...call me! My friends are very funny and very cool, never a dull moment when we are together. Dudzik said it best, if you're not friends with us, maybe you should be ha ha. I like to laugh at things that usually aren't very funny, and no, I dont have a funny laugh. Yes I'm colorblind, and if you're gonna ask me what color something is, make it your bra or panties...guessing your shirt color is boring. I dont like to workout, but I do a lot of working out, I like to drink beer and excessive amounts of it, so I'll never be skinny but I'll never be super fat so it evens itself out. Thats all. Thank you, I'm very funny. CARTER, OUT!
