I'm not going to go on and on about myself like a self-obsessed asshole. If you'd like to get an insigt into my personality read the interview below that only a retarded talk show host would conduct.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeff Jackson
Birthday: July 30
Birthplace: Portland, OR
Current Location: Portland, OR(is should move)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11" 1/2...If you're a girl and you don't like guys under six feet then do the world a favor and die.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but I treat my body like it's an amusement park with my left(Yeah, I stole that from sewinfeld, so what? Deal with it prick.)
Your Heritage: white...sorry
The Shoes You Wore Today: Retro Nike Air croostrainers
Your Weakness: Girls that are bad for me but like to fuck none the less.
Your Fears: Boys that are bad for me but like forced sodomy none the less
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni madness form Pizza Oasis...the foundation of my diet.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I find it much more fulfilling to not set goals, you're never dissapointed that way.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: What do you think is more fun, watching Star Wars, or masturbating?
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who am I? Why am I here? What has God done to me now?
Your Best Physical Feature: People tell me my eyes and my smile but I say it's something different. Ok...It's my big fat weiner biatch!!
Your Bedtime: between 2 am and 10 am.
Your Most Missed Memory: Grandpa and Papa
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds for Breakfast but BK for everything else. I also like Jack In The Box, it's like playing Russian roulette while enjoying a cheeseburger
Single or Group Dates: That depends. Do these group dates involve group sex?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I'd rather have a Hamm's, the beer that makes you yell at your wife.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends on what I'm eating.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither. I used to get Hot Choclate from Starbucks but one time this homeless guy asked me for change and I said no. He then proceeded to follow me into Starbucks shouting, "You're gonna fucking die asshole!" I have since yet to return to Starbucks.
Do you Smoke: I just got done sucking Phil Morris' cock a minute ago. When you know him as long as I have, you call him Phil.
Do you Swear: If you have to ask this than you are not very observant
Do you Sing: Only if I'm wasted or looking to make an ass out of myself...or both
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, but there have been extinuating circumstances
Have you Been in Love: If I have than love is very overrated.
Do you want to go to College: Not at the moment
Do you want to get Married: No, but I probably will, whenever I meet a girl I really like I usualyl refer to her as first divorce material.
Do you belive in yourself: Um...ask me that later, I have to go see if I can fly off of that tall building.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, that's one of the few things not wrong with me
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm about a 7 I'd say
Are you a Health Freak: I'd fuck Christina Aguilera without a condom. What does taht tell you?
Do you get along with your Parents: My parents are awesome people and I would be sucking dick for coke behind a dumpster If it wasn't for them
Do you play an Instrument: I play the piano and I've been meaning to by a keyboard lately.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Past month? Try last few minutes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah, too bad, huh?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Go fuck yourself!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Eyah, dating makes me realize i may not be as crazy as i think i am...or maybe i'm just dating really wacky bitches.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: What else am I supposed to eat for breakfast at 3 in the afternoon?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. One time a girl i was dating made me try sushi and i ended up vomiting all over the table.
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm on stage all the time
In the past month have you been Dumped: I don't think so, I would've remembered that
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yeah, but my neighbors were really pissed off when they saw me sitting in the flooded storm drain in the parking lot
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just a few cars, that's all.
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk right now, you don't think I'd be coming up with all these stupid shit answers if i was sober do you?
Ever been called a Tease: No. I hate teases. I'd introduce my mom to a whore before I'd introduce her to a tease.
Ever been Beaten up: Not since the 6th grade. I'm really fast.
Ever Shoplifted: One time I stole tampons for a friend when we were both broke and "it" was happening.
How do you want to Die: When I'm old in a viagra/nitrates accident...or atleast happy.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Retired.
What country would you most like to Visit: I like it here.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, Light brown, Brown, Red...chirst, if you're not bald i'll be happy.
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: If you're not a dwarf or midget I'll probably be happy
Weight: I'll catch alot of shit if I answer this honestly. Fuck it, I don't like those fat girls over 80 pounds.
Best Clothing Style: Nude, but of course
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: Quite a few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A lot more than the number of CDs I own.
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