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Name: jermy lee jones
Birthday: march 18th 1979
Birthplace: hospital
Current Location: right here
Eye Color: dark ass brown
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 5' 8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: i'm not left handed. not that there's anything wrong with that!
Your Heritage: irish,german,english,indian,black and who knows what else on my dad's side
The Shoes You Wore Today: my kick new balances i wear to work
Your Weakness: comic books and boobies
Your Fears: no more comic books and boobies!
Your Perfect Pizza: free!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: survival
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dma
Thoughts First Waking Up: i gotta pee!
Your Best Physical Feature: shoulders or eyes
Your Bedtime: not as early as it should be
Your Most Missed Memory: i don't remember
Pepsi or Coke: i have to say pepsi or i'm fired.
MacDonalds or Burger King: hardee's, yo
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton(pepsi product)
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: single, tall milkyway
Do you Smoke: only when i run too fast
Do you Swear: yes, i promise
Do you Sing: all the time
Do you Shower Daily: usually twice
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i can't read! i'm not a loser!
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you believe in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: my mom says i am
Are you a Health Freak: a little
Do you get along with your Parents: totally
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: a few
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, but it's been several hours since then.
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i've always answered "i've never seen them come in a box" but, damn-ass cv's in booneville had some. they were little boxes. but, nonetheless, i can't eat ANY cookies this year.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: probably more like in the past two days!
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few hearts, maybe. i'm assuming.
Ever been Drunk: a couple of times
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: candy, and i was drunk.
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: either a fireman or an astronaut or maybe a cowboy.or a train engineer.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan for their big-ass convention(biggest in the world!)it's gonna be sweet!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not important
Favourite Hair Color: i like dark, but again not very important.
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: shortish
Weight: skinnyish
Best Clothing Style: not important
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: ellifino
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: well, i kind of wish i had remembered that i had someone riding with me today and driven my bigger truck to work this morning, but i'll get over it.
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My Interests

I'm into comic books. yeah. I spend way too much on them. Go to conventions. Spend way too much there, too. It's a super fun road trip. Hit me up, let's go. Also, I like other stuff.
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I'd like to meet:

A girl who isn't afraid to wreck a buffet on the first date. 13. humberto ramos. conan o'brien. tony stewart. harrison ford. mike cotton. Kal Penn. kurt cobain. scooter ward. herman munster. my biological dad. karl rove. plank.

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Music:

anything good. .. in particular: Smile Empty Soul, Cold, Nirvana, System of a Down, Incubus, Smashing Pumpkins, the stellas, Five Iron Frenzy, Blink 182, Green Day, Limozeen! Stomphonic, Uttermost, kelly clarkson, Otep, Dwight Yoakum, Garth Brooks, Outkast, the list goes on...and on.

Movies:

..i love movies. rarely do i see one i don't like. i freakin love pirates of the caribbean, mallrats(all k-smith's movies for that matter), labyrynth, edward scissorhands, ALL six star wars(don't hate), indiana freakin jones (4th one upcoming whoop whoop), dark crystal(sequel in the works),Neverending Story, Underworld (both), comicbook movies(all of them),muppet movies, snatch, borat, school for scoundrels, 300!!! and the first 2 matrixes. i could go on for an hour. Superman Returns- best supes movie ever. there, i said it. i've never seen any of the godfather movies, scarface, texas chainsaw massacre, saved, ghost world, garden state or titanic

Television:

.. all you "i don't watch tv" people can eat me and go back to russia(unless you're a hot russian babe, in which case, will you marry me?) HOUSE!!!!also i have joined the ranks of people addicted to smallville, because my best friend is a bastard and gave me season 1 for my birthday. thanks alot. ass. SCRUBS! my name is earl is probably the best non-cartoon ever. and lost is amazing. las vegas! i miss rocko's modern life, star trek: tng, ren and stimpy, the pretender, fraggle rock, and the most sensational inspirational muppetational effing muppet show, and three's company. man, i super miss john ritter. now i made myself sad.

Books:

..wow. where to start? i have about 90 starwars novels cause i'm a big geek. the sword of truth novels by terry goodkind are great. comic books count. i have all 265 regular series wolverine issues and most of the variants. i read the chronicles of narnia a few times in elemetary and junior high. i can't wait for the movies. i just love to read.

Heroes:

..indiana jones. han solo. brody. people with kids(i wanna be just like them). kurt cobain.

My Blog

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Tagged! Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random facts, habits or goals about yourself. At the end, choose a random number of people to tag having ...
Posted by redneck ninja on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 05:56:00 PST

goodbye

Ever have a really good friend, maybe even one of your best friends, that you start to drift away from? Together everyday making memories. As the years pass you spend less and less time with them unti...
Posted by redneck ninja on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:19:00 PST

ATTN: Tmesis Fans (tmesis pieces)

i ate entirely too many grapes today.in other news, i quit the band. no big drama or anything. i just didn't feel as if everyone was giving it their all. i'm not saying this goes for all the guys or a...
Posted by redneck ninja on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 09:37:00 PST

ATTN: Friends and Family of me, Jeremy Jones.

As alot of you know, I have been very fortunate the last few years. I have always been one to spread the wealth, throwing big parties, helping friends with their bills, etc. What I want to address is ...
Posted by redneck ninja on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 03:30:00 PST

i just woke up from the weirdest dream

i dreamt that i had a son. his name was Robert. i didn't know about him, but his mom abandoned him when he was a baby and he was brought to me. weird thing is that i never even asked who she was. it a...
Posted by redneck ninja on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 01:52:00 PST

when it is too late.

today, i was doing a survey out of boredom. one of the questions asked if i had a friend who i could tell anything to.i answered something smartass like i always do. not 30 minutes later i learned tha...
Posted by redneck ninja on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 03:04:00 PST

guess who's moving to tulsa tomorrow!!

that damn bastard feather! that's right. my baby brother is moving out of mom and dad's house at the tender age of 26.and not only moving out, moving to freaking t-town. what the hell? the furthest i'...
Posted by redneck ninja on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 07:39:00 PST

incubus, flying machines, and pumpkins

jacob, one of my best friends, asked me if i wanted to go with him to see Incubus, Marilyn Manson and Smashing Pumpkins. holy crap, right?!?! i've wanted to see incubus for a long time. but, smashing ...
Posted by redneck ninja on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:49:00 PST

Day 43

so, as a few of you know, this year i'm not going to eat any candy, pastries, cake or cookies.i'm still allowing myself ice cream and pie for dessert options. come on! i'm just a man.only 322 day...
Posted by redneck ninja on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:06:00 PST

pictures of my (wrecked)truck!

..> oops!check out my battery. i was listening to the radio like that!..>...
Posted by redneck ninja on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 04:28:00 PST