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reddog900

About Me

I used to be a fatty because I got to eat lots of food from A Pizza and More. Now I live in the mountains and eat better, but I'm still surly. In my free time I like to sleep, lick my butt and bark at figments of my imagination. Also, I enjoy some nice garbage.

My Interests

Barking, Lounging by the Woodstove, Swimming in Beaver Ponds, Eating Whatever Falls on the Floor.

I'd like to meet:

Anything that's stank.

Music:

Bob Dylan, Jay-Z.

Movies:

The Shining.

Television:

My Super Sweet Sixteen.

Books:

The Art of War, By Any Means Necessary.

Heroes:

Henri Matisse.