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Tommy

Can you believe they pay me for this?

About Me

Ask me...can't expect me to print this kind of misinformation for everyone to read can ya?

My Interests

Flippin the bird Another funny DUI stop: "Can I scratch my nuts? They itch!"
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I'd like to meet:

Marlyn Monroe, Mel Blanc and the guy who invented the idea of Flipping the Bird

Music:

You name it...not much I don't like. SOme of the favorites are Blind Melon (the best band ever), Radiohead, PF Flyers, Cary Hudson, Elvis, Metal Elvis, Zepplin, Chili Peppers, Hank Williams Jr, The one and only Steady Rollin, Dizzy Gilespy, Stanton Moore, The Meters, The Dandy Warhols, Bob Marley, Linkin Park, Galatic, Dave Matthews, sublime, Drivin n Cryin, Ani DiFranco, The Bo Keys, Jane's Addiction, Chemical Bros, Ray Charles, John Coltrane, Portishead, Snoop, Executioners, Nina Simone, etc......I told ya I was pretty diverse.

Movies:

Grandma's Boy, Forrest Gump, Easy Rider, The Godfather (parts 2, 1 and 3 in that order), Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, National Lampoon's Vacation, Most Woody Allen movies, Momento, Skin Deep, Almost Famous, Reservoir Dogs, The Singles, Pulp Fiction, The Goonies, The Devil's Advocate, Debbie Does Dallas (and Debbie Does Dallas II: The Revenge), Wall Street, Willie Wonka, Dazed and Confused, Strange Days, One Flew Over the Cookoo's nest, Time Machine, Gone With the Wind (I know, it's a chick flick, just sayin'), A Christmas Story, Booty Call (mainly the scene where he wraps his head with Saran Wrap), Bad Santa .

Television:

Most Extreme Elimination, Sopranos, Entourage, Top Chef (I can't quit watching it damnit), America's Funniest Home Videos, M*A*S*H, The National Goegraphic Channel, Saints Football

Books:

Pretty ironic for an editor, but I don't really read a lot of books, but rather tons of magazines, trivia books and tidbits of useless information...it's a by-product of a liberal arts education. A few of my favorites I have read though are Fay (Larry Brown), Tobacco Road, Walk Across America, As Far As The Eye Can See, Tales from Margaritaville and Go Ask Alice.

Heroes:

Porky Pig, Bob Marley, Martin Luther King Jr and the guy who first said that extending your middle finger (flippin the bird) meant something degrading.

My Blog

I’m Going to Jail and Need Your Help!

 I only have until November 1st...   "Almost busted in Laredo,But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose,But if you're stayin' in a motel there and leave,Just don't leave nothin' in your c...
Posted by Tommy on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:42:00 PST

Traveling Abroad (preview)

Published inthe Local Voice for issue 39 page 12 http://www.thelocalvoice.net/LocalVoice-PDFs/TLV-39-web.pdf& nbsp; October 18th, 2007   Traveling Abroad It's good to be home By Tommy Boyles &...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:59:00 PST

A Typical Game Day at Ole Miss

Published in The Local Voice page 12 http://www.thelocalvoice.net/LocalVoice-PDFs/TLV-36-web.pdf   A Typical Game Day At Ole Miss A Simple Misunderstanding By Tommy Boyles  ..:namespace pref...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

Why Didn’t I Think Of That?

Prublished in The Local Voice page 16 http://www.thelocalvoice.net/LocalVoice-PDFs/TLV-38-web.pdf Why Didn't  I Think of That?..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:54:00 PST

Welcome to Tommyland

Published in The Local Voice page 16 http://www.thelocalvoice.net/LocalVoice-PDFs/TLV-37-web.pdf Tommyland A redneck utopian society "where students and active retirees alike may avail themselves of a...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:49:00 PST

Geniuses Abound

Published in The Local Voice page 17 http://www.thelocalvoice.net/LocalVoice-PDFs/TLV-35-web.pdf   Geniuses Abound By Tommy Boyles   Well, well, well&what do we have here? Hmmm&the Princeton...
Posted by Tommy on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 12:39:00 PST