Mrs. Gurney profile picture

Mrs. Gurney

Dont Be A Newt Dilute

About Me

MyGen Profile Generator I am a woman who doesnt do much else than dilute the red stuff, thats right, I Mrs. Gurney am the sole founder of the diluted cranberry movement. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Water and cranberry juice and joining them together to make an unstoppable weaker force!

I'd like to meet:

people who are part of the cranberry diluting movement, poeple who support it and people who would add me, togther we can make every glass of cranberry half as strong.Remember :Half The Flavour Half The Fun AND. Dont Be A Newt Dilute

Music:

songs related to diluted cranberrys (or fruit)

Movies:

movies related to cranberrys (or fruit)

Television:

oceanspray and evion adverts

Books:

oceanspray and evion cartoons, dirctions ingredients etc.

Heroes:

Every Proud Cranberry Diluter

My Blog

i have just woken up

I have just got up from bed and i am feeling thirsty so i have posted this for you all to read whilst i dilute my morning cranberry. Once upon a time there was a young girl named Mrs Gurney.  Mrs...
Posted by Mrs. Gurney on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:48:00 PST

A Typical day

One day a man thought he'd go to the shop and buy some cranberry juice........UNDILUTED!!!!??? obviously alarms went off in the gurney household, I jumped into the Gurney mobile and was away!!! I set...
Posted by Mrs. Gurney on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 04:36:00 PST

stop being newts u undilutes

today i have diluted 13 gallons of cranberry juice oh what fun i had!!!!!!!!!! in the process i chanted the unbeatable gurney song - learn it u newts.   i love you cranberry and if it's quite al...
Posted by Mrs. Gurney on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 04:25:00 PST