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About Me

My name is Chris Gray, although I'm only telling you this here because my display name can be a bit misleading. I'm a fairly quiet guy. Talk always seems unnecessary to me. Though, it's made up for by the process of thought. Now, by this moment, you may be thinking to yourself that I'm one of those guys who ponders too much on the great mystery of life. Well, yeah, of course I do, but instead it's usually just random thoughts like, "If I threw this phone at the right angle, I could get it to bounce off of the wall, ricochet off of the television screen, and out the window and hit that dude in the face across the street." I like to see myself as a nice guy but that's up for you to decide on.

Oh yeah, and just as a little note, I'll delete comments containing chain letters or with pictures that are so big that they change the proportions of the page.

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My Blog

Guys, its time for...

Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day  Hosted By: Chris GrayWhen: Monday Dec 08, 2008at 11:00 AMWhere Ferry TerminalWashington AveBremerton, 98312United StatesClick Here To View Event
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 06:48:00 GMT

Absurd Idea Proven!

I have proven the means by which two spheres harmoniously intersect and create sympathetic vibrations, releasing untold amounts of the stuff that they put on Cheeto's. I discovered said method by thr...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:11:00 GMT

Dark Dragon Age

From the Bioware Forums:Lady Shayna plays the new, dark Dragon Age. DA: There is a small boy on the side of the road, crying. Do you want to kick him? Lady Shayna: No! I ask him if he needs help. DA:...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:08:00 GMT

Visions

Pretty honest, Really.   When I dreamShadows engulfFingers part dustColor flees from my gazeWhen I breatheDistance chokesNails drag dirtDestination laughs at my plightWhen I seeLight bendsHands b...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:58:00 GMT

Despair

In this, Despair is not an emotion, hence the capitalization.   Whispered dreams flutter byMixed with silken strandsEntangled and capturedBut the weaving disintigratesUnder the taunting wailOf sh...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:28:00 GMT

Strands of Time

Here I sitStaring out the windowWatching the world pass me byHolding all I've got in my handsSee how loose are the strands of timeStep through the veilLeave everything behindDesert wastelandsFar as th...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 22:38:00 GMT

If the Silence

I've pondered about this for quite awhile now. It's always been in my mind but I could never find the words to describe it, ironically. At an attempt to make it clear...   If the silence could sp...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:04:00 GMT

Eternal

Divine brillianceShines forthIn the radiance of lifeEndless individuality entwinedEach life a lightwaveTraveling through, around, and amongThe blinding unity of the silken light More skilled than any ...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 18:21:00 GMT