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mindy.

I am here for Friends

About Me

I have been the hypocrite.
I have been the liar.
I have been the disguised jerk.
I have been the one to nail myself to the cross for applause.
I have been pious.
I have been the the one to betray for my own gain.
I have been the one who gossips out of jealousy.
I have been the coward.
I have been the one who refuses help out of pride.
I have faked innocence, faked joy, faked understanding and faked religion.

But none of that crap matters because the person of Jesus Christ.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The creator of fanny packs::: Not because they have done society a huge service by allowing us to quicky accertain whether someone is a tourist but because it is so inadequately named. Sure, it's a pack, but my friend it does not sit on the fanny. If anything, it sits on the crotch. Upon meeting this person I would propose for him to rename it to, crotch packs.

Charlie Day Michael Ian Black. Mike Birbiglia (the comedian who also has a hard to spell last name that I attempted and failed). Your mom. I hear she smells funny.

Kenny G and that one guy from "Color Me Bad" who looks like G's twin::: I would meet them with hair cutting scissors in hand...

My Blog

shallow

I use excuses to much I think. Yesterday a friend texted me that he was in a car accident. Just a minor fender bender and he was mad. I told him he shouldnt be. I knew though that I would be angry...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:19:00 GMT

I miss:::

Being a kid, playing with my brothers, and watching stuff like this::
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 10:29:00 GMT

Love and stupidity

Love isnt just a feeling,        its a lifestyle backed by selfless actions.Love doesnt pressure or manipulate        it unde...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 13:40:00 GMT

This made me laugh.

Mindy: "quick, let everyone know how rich you are by letting me take a picture of you blowing your nose in a dollar bill"Brooke: "But Im not rich"Mindy: "so"Brooke: "ok"
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 14:21:00 GMT

Things to do this month:

1.) Sing at the top of my lungs "Little People" by Randy Newman at a "midget convention". 2.) Talk someone into pushing me around really fast in a grocery cart. 3.) Hijack an elderly persons hove...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Cotton Candy, Peanuts, Cokes, Cracker Jacks, and Hepatitis B?

There's something about the cheer of a crowd, the warm sun, and far cries of "Cracker Jacks... anybody want Cracker Jacks?" to get me excited. Baseball was once considered America's favorite past ti...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Richard Simmons... makes me laugh, a lot

Have you ever wondered how such an old and completely not fit man could inspire so many women to loose weight? Over all the years that I have seen Richard Simmons on tv, I have never noticed a chang...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT