Jokes Made by Robots, for Robots
Seattle
Beavers: Nature's Architect
Owls , in this order: Pygmy Owl, Burrowing Owl, Great Horned Owl, Asian Bay Owl and the Western Screech Owl. But, really, any owl will do.
Globe Trekker
Frontline World
826 Valencia
Scrabble and/or Yahtzee partners
Competitive high-fivers
Pandas Not Robots
Puppies
Brass instrument musicians and/or enthusiasts
A 1960s r&b dance party (yes, the entire party)
Barack Obama
Someone to do that Kid N' Play dance move with me...
Who I'd NOT like to meet:
People who slurp their drinks audibly
People who push elevator buttons repeatedly thinking that it will make the thing arrive faster
Email forwarders
Kelly Choi (unless we ran into each other in a dark alley and had to break dance battle to uphold our families' honor. I would kick her good-for-nothing ass.)
etc.
STREAMING KEXP, Prince, Decemberists, Pixies, The Smiths, Broken Social Scene, Blonde Redhead, Paul Simon, Belle & Sebastian, Pavement, Tom Waits, Talking Heads, Sufjan Stevens, Bowie, Charles Mingus, A Tribe Called Quest, TV on the Radio, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Roots, Radiohead, Hall and Oates, Caribou, Dead Science, Xiu Xiu, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Sam and Dave, Motown (circa Barry Gordy), Boards of Canada, Paul Simon, Thelonious Monk, Elliott Smith, Jimmy Scott, Sea & Cake/Sam Prekop, Stars, Yo La Tengo, Spoon, Mum, Bell Biv Devoe--and now you know!
A Charlie Brown Christmas, Labrynth, Mystery Train + various other Jarmusch films, Muppet Movie, Jean-Pierre Jeunet filmography (excluding Aliens IV), Brain Candy, Eternal Sunshine, Wong Kar Wai films (but not Fallen Angels), Cool Hand Luke, Wes Andersen mooovies, The Ice Storm...
Lost, Project Runway, Arrested Development, Adult Swim (if I still had cable...) Simpsons, Kids in the Hall, The State (a la Froggy Jamboree), The Office...I have to download anything else that's good.
I'm just gonna put this out there. That "Heroes" show is so good.
Scrabble dictionary, Middlesex, Confederacy of Dunces, Geek Love, The Corrections, Harry Potter, White Teeth, The Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Geek Love, The Interpreter of Maladies, Word Freak, Sedaris, too many biographies of musicians, Vonnegut, Old Testament (before Jesus became a douche).
...I've never heard of this "non-fiction" you speak of.
You.