Strange/Beautiful |
Blah blah blah
The entire global sphere through a looking glass.
Smaller than you thought.
larger than you imagined
they're starting to cotton on. it's starting to catch ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 13:56:00 GMT |
Dom Littlewood |
What the fuck is with this guy? In the last week I've switched on the brain-melting box no less than four or five times to be greeted by this squat-faced retard.
He is like the Jason Bourne of a...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 11:19:00 GMT |
Donnie Darko |
Stepping outside the circle for the first time, I looked up at the Gothic suit of armour that was now stood in front of me. Standing taller than myself, it was cut from stylishly thick, gnarled,...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:19:00 GMT |
Lily Allen and Amy Winehouse |
I couldn't give a flying fuck about either of them, is pop-culture incapable of seeing past these two utter and complete messes? Not that I give too much of a fuck what pop culture is or is...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 13:13:00 GMT |
Terror Threat Level Reduced |
And? What a fucking load of bollocks. A couple of (conveniently) unexploded car bombs (how were they detected again, bearing in mind they didn't go off? Someone saw - !!!! - a PARKED C...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 13:40:00 GMT |
Ramblings of a Gifted Lunatic |
Last night I had a dream. I was holding some sort of hi-tech raygun, and I was on a mission to get to a certain place which was a high point of land across the other side of what seemed to ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 07:51:00 GMT |
Beautiful Buyer |
"Beyonce Beyonce" "Shakira Shakira" "Beyonce Beyonce" "Craiiiiiiig Daaaaaaviiiid" If the extent of my musical talent, or indeed, even any small part of it, was singing my own...
Posted by on Tue, 29 May 2007 15:26:00 GMT |
Wanna be in my gang?!? |
For those blessed with a rare enough disposition, I am now taking applications for the upcoming west yorkshire strike team that I have decided to set up in honour of TV drama The Shield's Detect...
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 15:18:00 GMT |
***NEW BIG BROTHER!!!! OMG!!!*** |
get fucked off
Posted by on Wed, 23 May 2007 15:16:00 GMT |
First Blog in Two Months Guv'nor |
I been keepin' the gangstas sweet. No, I haven't, that's a lie. I'm just typing what I hear. Blinded with the lights, dizzy new heights, original pirate material, streets, aerial, some...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:03:00 GMT |
