i despise liars. whats the point? i could happily have someone play with my hair all day. i lust after all men and pretty make up. i have a thing for hair products but you wouldnt think it from looking at my barnet.im interested in everything. i say literally every thought i have and i think that may mean im a mental. although im sure other folk would say im mental for other reasons. any ex's for example may say that. but thats why theyre ex's. my wife is called patricia. or is it barbara? i hate elton john. and jews. boys in bands are shit. i should know. except for a couple. i like the way my hair smells when i have tucked it behind my pierced ear.mmmmm. cammo shorts. bacardi, doing the stomp, forrestry, fisting, rubber necking, fly catching, kissing boys, shoe making, lederhosen, big probiscus, doilies, snot rockets whilst i sick, making pearls, grumpy boys, i dont really hate the jews-they built this city on rock and roll. im not interested in jim carrey. he makes me poo myself with anger. i want him dead. i also dislike people who have noses which could be mistaken for carrots. however, i do like snowmen/snowpeople. the best place in the world is castleton. i spend much of my time at work working out percetages for how much i love a boy.yes, that means you. i have a penchant for stationary. it doesnt even have to be that nice. i collect snow domes. they rock. ford capris also rock. and one of the best things ever is fireworks. i hate getting stringy bacon fat in your teeth, and you swallow and it goes down your throat and you think youre going to choke on hair. i love it when you pull long hairs out your bum crack. i'm the shyest of the shy bt people dont believe it. im also a shyster. people believe that. i want to fall in love. i cant remember what it feels like to not argue.
the eagles of death metal.
status quo, deftones, nirvana, nina simone, linea 77, ratm, elvis, machine head, capdown, rancid, me first and the gimme gimmes, mxpx, bloodhound gang, disturbed, incubus, black eyed peas, bowling for soup, coal chamber, doris day, pearl jam, goldfinger, boysetsfire, muse, social distortion, system of a down, horse the band, kanye west, bomballerina, ella fitzgerald, ben harper, five, kelly clarkeson, spunge, eminem, greenday, sean paul, enrique iglesias, maroon 5, busted, the breeders, alice in chains, daniel bedingfield, the police, morris minor and the majors, toy dolls, whigfield, house of pain,queen, beach boys,razorlight. - anything and everything.
hellzapoppin', the 5000 fingers of dr t, the hitcher, airplane, bill and ted, silence of the lambs, journey to the centre of the earth, twenty thousand leagues under the sea, beetlejuice, kid and play's house party,calamity jane, warriors.
league of gentlemen, beavis and butthead, ray mears, cracker, robin hood, top gear, simpsons, room raiders, qvc, porridge, diy sos,open all hours,scrubs, waking the dead.
need more books please. someone please lend me the 3rd part of the spike milligan war memoirs?
the small brown wife. friends old and new. bummers who are deaf. fit boys. who are fit. and boys. anyone who can bake a mean cake. ..