About me? I hate in-class essays...
BE FUNNY
BE CREATIVE
BE WITTY
I'm sorry; You want to suck my what?
Seriously - about me - I loaf around a lot. I also happen to be really good at planning. Not doing; just planning. I am always looking for a better job. I eat because I have to, work because I have to, go to class because I'm a glutton for punishment - because I have to - and generally I would prefer to sleep in, because I want to.
I'm a Georgia Liberal living on the Leftcoast. And I love you.
A good "heads-up" about me: people are usually first to notice my comfortable shoes and my unbelievably huge tits before my charming personality.
I'm terrible at staying in touch with people. I occasionally send out an email or make a phone call. I should put forth more effort, but I don't.
As an aside, I spend typical Friday's doing stuff that is so forgettable that I, in fact, forget what I did Friday. The other day I went to the ATM at school. I put my card in, and it immediately went to an "Out of Service" screen. So I lost my bank card. I then went to a Pepsi machine, having $1.35 in my pocket I attempted to by a Pepsi, but it took my $1.25. How typical...
I love to love.
I am motivated to get out of bed each day by my desire to not increase debt, which I fail at each month - just like Congress.
I don't take naps. The sudden and traumatic shock at the realization of the life I lead and who I am is something I can only do once a day.
Keepin' it real.
Whoever after due and proper warning shall be heard to utter the abominable word "Frisco", which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor, and shall pay into the Imperial Treasury as penalty the sum of twenty-five dollars.
Edict of 1872
Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico
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"We are prone to judge success by the index of our salaries or the size of our automobiles rather than by the quality of our service and relationship to mankind." - Martin Luther King Jr.
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the Italians.
