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THE NELKONS

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PHOTO'S by Kind permission of Carmen Smythe, Steve LaJoie, Dom Fletcher, Lou Fletcher, Zebster, Paul Brady, Randy Stone, Tommy Girard, (http://www.bbc.co.uk/guernsey/unsigned_bands/), Andre & Kirsty Lanyon - ARTWORK by Simon Torode, Steph 'the MANN' Brun

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Member Since: 25/10/2006
Band Members: GUPPY - brother of Keith, has undergone plastic surgery to remove one of his heads...almost looks normal now.STICKS - also a brother of Keith. has webbed feet, so doesn't go to the beach much.FINGERS - actually a sister to Keith, but any nelkonite visiting earth can specify what sex they want to be and fingers felt like a change.ROCQCHICK - a second cousin to Keith and mother of his 2 offspring.
Influences: Keith, an alien. He landed near Kings Road a few years ago (to the dismay of Mr Granger who was having his Sunday roast at the time). All hell broke loose, the police were called, Keith got a parking ticket, and the rest, as they say is history.We are also influenced by George Bush Snr (who in our minds has created a masterpiece), Stephen the Squirrel (he rocks), Jesus (boy can that man bowl) and most of all Ron Jeremy and his fantastic moustache
Sounds Like: The roar of many space ships.........to be continued
Type of Label: Major

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