Rate:
-Respect
-Drums
-Metal
-Good friends
-A bottle of pills
-The comedy stylings of Jerry Seinfeld/Larry David
-Dysphemism
-Ebay
-Tastefully modified automobiles
-Utilising substantially more complex expression where an austere selection of language would otherwise suffice, albeit devoid of comparable pinnacles of merriment
Hate:
-Disrespect
-The comedy stylings of Will Ferrel (or however the cunt you spell his name)
-When the opinion is married to the ego
-Animal cruelty (and I'm not just saying this to impress the ladies either)
-Distastefully modified vehicles
-The scum of the Earth, in all forms and facets (especially around public transport)