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Elwoods

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About Me

Lyrics Hey all my fellow myspace junkies. I can't go a day without getting my fix, so don't worry, I sympathise with your shakes and cold sweats. hmmm... what to say about myself... I am honest, blunt, pretty reliable, spontaneous and just a little quirky. If you can't keep up with my train of thought... build a bridge... only a sample cool people can. I am a born and bred Tasmanoid (it's a word, look it up!) but in a few years I will have lived half my lil old life in Melbourne. I know way more inbred jokes than you and I'm most prob fucking funnier so get over it! I like boys (not in a slurry way) caus they make the bestest friends. They don't bitch and whinge and start crying on you (as much)and you get to look at their muscles, cuddle them and smell them (MY boys smell good!). I am obsessed with Jessica Alba. She is my idol. She makes me want to be a better person and I would definitely choose her over any man on this earth! She is hot! Check out my drawing of her - www.myspace.com/hammer_no7 - it's my best one so far and the shading on he upper lip took me forever (watch Napoleon Dynamite fuckers!)... ummm... I love Passions - bet you couldn't guess! and junk food. I am addicted to coke (the fizzy drink!) and once went a whole two weeks surviving on cans of coke and saladas... I lost 5kg... I call it the FUCKING AWESOME diet! I also love the cinemas - I go at least once a week and i've prob watched twice as many movies as you. I am the queen of CRAZY TAXI on playstation - anyone who wants to take me on feel free, but I warned you... hmmm... I ROCK - that's all you probably need to know for now... oh yeah, and just because you lay there and do nothing, doesn't make you a virgin! mwahahahaha! AND... IF YOU ARE GOING TO COMMENT MY PAGE make sure you can spell - i can't stand poor gramma and spelling mishaps!!! much love xox
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My Interests

Dancing around my room in my underwear, driving around listening to music, singing at the top of my lungs and sleeping in.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Leah
Birthday: 21st May
Birthplace: Tasmania
Current Location: Donnie - Melbourne
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: at the mo i'm a brunette
Height: too tall 176cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: right... unless i'm batting!
Your Heritage: tasmanian/irish/scottish/english
The Shoes You Wore Today: my beloved grey slouch boots
Your Weakness: fallin' in love
Your Fears: fallin' in love
Your Perfect Pizza: pizza hut bbq meatlovers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: keep on smiling
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ...ibiza...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Boobs still there? Check!
Your Best Physical Feature: Ummm... my hips???
Your Bedtime: 4am
Your Most Missed Memory: My stuffed bunny rabbit (you know it!), making cubby houses with sheets and exploring the bush and coast with my dog byron
Pepsi or Coke: Coke - all the way baby!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Single or Group Dates: dates suck. hanging out with mates and your beau is the best
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither - milo!
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Yes but i blame it on turrets - especially when i'm teaching...
Do you Sing: All the time, really loud and really badly!
Do you Shower Daily: Yep... i prefer to at night after my workout
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: I'm there...
Do you want to get Married: Not sure anymore... what is the divorce rate again? i have always wanted to call my kids little bastards!
Do you believe in yourself: I'm starting to
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes... can't read in a moving vehicle
Do you think you are Attractive: I wouldn't go me
Are you a Health Freak: I'm trying to start to exercise but i'll never eat properly unless someone prepares it for me... caus i'm a lazy biatch.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes and no
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not particularly - they're cool and i like running around in the rain and watching lightning but i can't sleep and sometimes the creaky noises scare me
Do you play an Instrument: The spoons
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked: NO
In the past month have you been on Drugs: YES! my drink was spiked... watch your drinks girls!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Maybe... movies i guess.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I think every day actually! I'm a keen window shopper!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I now wish i had!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yuck, hell no!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No - not since grade 6 - Jordan... you will pay for that!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No... but i do shower naked!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No... unless you count that fifty i swiped out of mum's wallet...shhh that's our lil secret
Ever been Drunk: Yes... wish i was right now
Ever been called a Tease: I have been called a dick tease by nearly everyone i know... i can't help it if i'm a massive flirt and a total frigid!
Ever been Beaten up: No... but i have punched someone before... i sprained my hand... lol
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a 20c hairclip once, got caught... never again!
How do you want to Die: Young, fast and happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A teacher, a mechanic, a mother, an actress and a writer. i definitely want to be famous!
What country would you most like to Visit: France - is that boring???
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Dark brown or Blonde... not that fussed as long as its not dull, well looked after and i can run my fingers through it now and again
Short or Long Hair: Long... no longer than the sexy cheek bones they must have
Height: Ha ha... that's funny!
Weight: Skinny
Best Clothing Style: Street/Skeg/Pretty Boy
Number of Drugs I have taken: One - not by choice
Number of CDs I own: No comment
Number of Piercings: Ears and soon my navel
Number of Tattoos: One - on my hip - no it doesn't mean anything! but it looks cool
Number of things in my Past I Regret: One regret... but i've learnt to be stronger and do things for me, not other people. I don't plan on having anymore regrets!

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I'd like to meet:

I love to meet random strangers who are unlike anyone i've ever met before. If i had to choose... johnny depp and jessica alba. I don't like to meet my soapy stars - They will always be Teresa Fitzgerald Lopez and Sally. Why ruin it? I would have loved to have met Shakespeare - He was awesome.
You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Are 60% Boyish and 40% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

Music:

I like rock, rnb and a little bit of house - yeah... I'm all over the place, i always get the words wrong but i love to sing and dance - no matter how bad i might be. at the mo i can't get snow patrol's chasing cars out of my head...

Movies:

I'm a total film junkie. My fav movies growing up were Frogdreaming, The Labrynth and Revenge of the Nerds. My favourite funny movies include Napolean Dynamite, Sorority Boys, the Monty Python series (the shrubbery!) and Anchorman. I think Quentin Tarantino is awesome. I have to admit that my fav movie of all time is The Notebook - yes, i am unfortunately a pathetic romantic. just saw crank, jackass and prestige... all highly recommended!!! Casino Royale was okay... not sexy enough for me! "If all that was left of you was just a smile and your little pinky, you'd still be more of a man than anyone i've ever met?" WTF!?! But good all the same.

Television:

Everything i have ever known i learnt from t.v. My vices are Neighbours and Home and Away. My fav show of all time is Passions (that's right... 2.05am every night baby!) - although the O.C. comes close. I also love Antique Roadshow and Bones. I have been on Deal or No Deal and the christian channel (don't ask!). Yes, i am going to watch Laguna Beach! and OMG Nip and Tuck is back on YAY!!!!

Books:

My dad owns a book store so i do read a lot but i try to stick to sexy romances and thrillers. I have mostly been reading kid's books lately as i am starting my teaching career. I have NOT read Harry Potter or the Da Vinci Code! lol

Heroes:

I respect anyone who can go out into the big scary world and make their dreams come true. My childhood pet border collie saved my life once - so i guess he is my hero. Oh and Adam Sicilliano grabbed me before i walked into oncoming traffic... oh and my mum... she made me wear one of those children leads caus i always ran infront of cars. i probably shouldn't be here...