CAPITAL GUARD [RECORDING DONE]!!!

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http://www.MakeYourSpace.com/ - MySpace Layouts REPRESENT STRONGBOY RECORDS WERE PROUD TO BE PART OF STRONGBOY AND A WORLD TOUR ALSO FEATURING 'ARABIAN KNIGHT' AS (SUPPORT BAND) IS BEING SORTED! WATCH OUT FOR MORE TOUR AND RECORDING DATES!!! FUCK!it all started after many nights under the influence of anything we could get our hands on( but not glue cause thats for emos) were speant talking about how something must be done about the world of music these days, too many waist coat wearing, high guitar playing, emo fringe sporting indie kids are domanating our radios and our cd stores. Even most our so called 'metal bands' nowadays are cock smoking faggots with comb overs and down syndrome. I, and many others, would hate to think that proper leg-end's, such Dimbag and Cliff burton, deaths were in vain... and thats were we come in... were here to bring the balls back in to metal! Fuck the fuckin system you fuckin fucks and bow to the awsome power! Straight outta the womb of metal! FUCKING CAPITAL GUARD!!! MOFO!!!--------------------"Took the audience away with their scintillating debut performance"---Joe Berry, Boarding house head.-------------------"CG gave a great performace and really has anyone ever seen the audience of an assembly stand up? this proves they were good."---Matt Turton, ginger guy.------------------------------"Im having a cardiac arrest! pleas help me..get help!"--- Some old guy, led on the street.----------------------------"Ear drum ripping solos, spine snapping bass, mind blowing lyrics and enough double peddle action to kill a baby african elephant! These guys fukin rock! Dont miss out! Keep it up you crazy MOFOs!"--- Mike's Gran(Has been hearing impard for five years)----------------------------"Capital Guard are the all mighty masters of hardcoredness.. belive it or not, they are more hardcore than Hard ball (inside joke (with myself)-might wanna ask me about that later) Anyway, they produce fantastical metal music. mike is one of the most talented vocalists (in his field) there is, his voice remindes me of Marilyn Manson, Joe, the great bassist, Tom, the super drummer and Dan the master of guitar, Together, they are capital guard! yea man.."------------- Darren (as in zac)EMILY OUR SEXIEST AND MOST LOYAL OF ALL GROUPIES PROVIDED THIS VIDEO OF OUR FIRST GIG... TWAS IN JIS IN ASSEMBLY AND WE PLAYED SEEK AND MOTHERFUCKING DESTROY!!!!!!This guy is an inspiration to us all... not only does he sing about the great town of KB and roti kosong, but also the teapot roundabout.... enjoy... oh and he has a massive cock, like us