IRISH JOKE |
Best Irish Joke Of 2008 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life. between the legs of me wife!" That won him the pub's top prize fo...
Posted by Tu-Tu on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 08:40:00 PST |
YOU DO THE MATH |
A woman came home and found this letter from her husband:
My Dear Wife,You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your54-year-old body can no longer supply. However, I am very ...
Posted by Tu-Tu on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:37:00 PST |
HORSE AND CHICKEN |
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to playtogether. One day the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horsebegged the chicken to go get the farmer for help....
Posted by Tu-Tu on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:55:00 PST |
THE MAN OF THE HOUSE |
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You CAN Be The MAN Of Your House."
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I am the ...
Posted by Tu-Tu on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:51:00 PST |
Dark In Here |
Chuckle of the daySubject: Dark in here
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in...
Posted by Tu-Tu on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:40:00 PST |
BEST WELFARE JOKE OF THE YEAR |
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says,
'Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a
job.'
The socia...
Posted by Tu-Tu on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:55:00 PST |
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH |
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in
an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of...
Posted by Tu-Tu on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:56:00 PST |
JOKE |
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, ...
Posted by Tu-Tu on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:59:00 PST |
CRAZY SIGNS |
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR
CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES...
Posted by Tu-Tu on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:26:00 PST |
TOP 10 COUNTRY AND WESTERN SONGS |
The Top 10 Country & Western Songs
(This was sent to me by a friend. I thought it was hilarious&and one I recognize&..ENJOY!)
10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.
9. I Ai...
Posted by Tu-Tu on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 02:03:00 PST |
