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Alex

About Me

I was born in Liverpool down by the docks my religion is Catholic occupation hard nocks . Stealing from Lorries, I was a debt and under old overcoats each night I slept. What's your religion a fellow once said so I climbed in me wellies and kungfooed his head, oi hold on he said, I'm not starting a nark do you worship at Anfield or Goodison park (The two Football stadiums in Liverpool)I am from Liverpool England, I love a good joke and laugh. I have a Quirky sense of humour "you'll have to be quick."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Benny Hill
Ringo
Snarf from Thunder cats
Steven Gerrad
Super Gran
Myself from another Dimension.

My Blog

Vigillante

Frightful delightful always fuckin spiteful, slap it in ya face like suntan lotion, cursin at you with an evil potion, heaps of comotion, lot's of devotion, I'm the boss so don't ask for a promotion. ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 16:44:00 GMT

The Bird

This weird arse poem, was freestyled and recorded on the spot by my good friend Bianca, it doesn't really make sense but is quite funny. " It was the weed!"like a bird flying through the echos of the...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 17:56:00 GMT

Outside Macca's

Slang, curse a bit diverse, did I eva tell you when I snatched her purse, cold shower, for half an hour, I was thiinking about jumping off the Eiffle TowerGirls no worries, the ones that smoke durries...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 17:37:00 GMT

Pomme Geezers!!!

This song I wrote is about a couple of English Geezers, who casually rob a bank. They stop of at their mates, Sallys. Take her boyfriends car for a getaway, piss off and talk about what there gonna do...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 22:08:00 GMT