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kelly

i did a full spread for playgirl magazine under the name mike honcho.

About Me


lsu record:
2-0 / 1-0(conference record)

arsenal record:
3-1-1 10 points (2nd place in EPL)

texans record:
1-0

movie geek.
music geek.
sports geek.

by the way i can't get into most new bands.
in fact i've only found a handful of new bands i've liked in the past 5 years.
so chances are i'll hate your band.
sorry.

on september 17, 2005 i married this girl .

My Interests

movies, music, sports.
i'm pretty much a pop culture guru.

I'd like to meet:

christie brinkley

Music:

ac/dc, alkaine trio, american football, the animals, the anniversary, at the drive-in, the beatles, blink 182, blueprint, david bowie, braid, burning airlines, cap'n jazz, channels, the city on film, elvis costello, dashboard confessional, david bowie, death cab for cutie, decibully, def leppard, dr. dre, the draft, bob dylan, face to face, the firebird band, foo fighters, marvin gaye, the get up kids, guns 'n roses, headlights, hey mercedes, hot water music, the impossibles, jawbox, jawbreaker, the jealous sound, jets to brazil, jimmy eat world, elton john, the kinks, l.j. all stars, lagwagon, less than jake, life at sea, the loved ones, maritime, matt pond pa, mineral, minus the bear, modest mouse, nada surf, nirvana, nofx, the only children, owen, owls, tom petty and the heartbreakers, the pixies, pompeii, port vale, the postal service, the promise ring, queen, quien es boom!, radiohead, rainer maria, the record time, reel big fish, the reputation, rilo kiley, the rolling stones, run dmc, sarge, seaweed, the shins, simon and garfunkel, sparta, spoon, the stooges, sunny day real estate, ted leo + the pharmacists, thrice, rocky votolato, weezer, the who.

Movies:

28 days later, 40 year old virgin, about a boy, adaptaion, almost famous, american splendor, anchorman, annie hall, back to the future trilogy, batman, being john malkovich, the big lebowski, billy madison, boogie nights, bottle rocket, cable guy, chasing amy, clerks, a clockwork orange, dawn of the dead(1978), dazed and confused, dogma, dr. strangelove, e.t., eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, fast times at ridgemont high, fever pitch(1997), field of dreams, fight club, full metal jacket, garden state, godfather 1 & 2, goodfellas, grosse pointe blank, halloween, high fidelity, hoosiers, indiana jones trilogy, jackie brown, jaws, kramer vs. kramer, l.a. confidental, life aquatic with steve zissou, m*a*s*h, made, man on the moon, miracle, night of the living dead, office space, pat garrett and billy the kid, psycho, pulp fiction, raging bull, reality bites, reservoir dogs, the royal tenenbaums, rushmore, saving private ryan, seven samurai, shaun of the dead, the shining, original star wars trilogy, swingers, taxi driver, the terminator, to kill a mockingbird, top gun, trainspotting, the warriors, wet hot american summer.

Television:

30 rock, adventures of pete and pete, arrested development, austin stories, baseball tonight, best week ever, chappelle show, college football gameday, curb your enthusiasm, deadwood, degrassi, ed, entourage, everybody hates chris, family guy, freaks and geeks, friday night lights, friends, futurama, grey's anatomy, henry rolling show, how i met your mother, it's always sunny in philidelphia, king of the hill, love monkey, mind of mencia, my name is earl, news radio, the office(both uk and us versions), real time with bill maher, reno 911, salute your shorts, scrubs, seinfeld, the simpsons, six feet under, sons and daughters, south park, sports center, the state, stella, studio 60, ultimate film fanatic, undeclared, undergrads.

Books:

to kill a mockingbird, about a boy, 1984, high fidelity, a clockwork orange, fahrenheit 451, nothing feels good.

Heroes:

martin scorsese, blake schwarzenbach, david cross, george carlin, charlie kaufman, john cusack, bob dylan, paul feig, cameron crowe, stanley kubrick, nick hornby, mike kinsella, judd apatow, craig biggio.

My Blog

long overdue.

and three months later... let's keep this simple. 1.) i got  a new job a month ago.  it's pretty cool and easy.  and it takes just a little bit of effort during the first part of the da...
Posted by kelly on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:00:00 PST

happy birthday robert zimmerman

a special happy birthday goes out to robert zimmerman who turns 66 years old today.but you might know mr. zimmerman better as bob dylan. to celebrate his birthday do yourself a favor and go buy "new m...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:22:00 PST

my turn to visit lake jackson.

right after martin and doug went to spend time in lake jackson, ashley and myself are going tomorrow for the weekend.funny thing is we wont be making that trip too many more times.a few weeks ago my p...
Posted by kelly on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:38:00 PST

six days and counting... this smells like the year.

time for a quick update:still love my job.sxsw found a way to piss me off once again.nothing new really going on that's too exciting these day except one thing... monday seems way too far away. one f...
Posted by kelly on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:06:00 PST

i almost forgot... the sugar bowl sure showed how good notre dame is.

even more fun than last year's beat down of miami in the peach bowl. i hate being right.i said he would get noticed at the sugar bowl and now he's going to leave and lsu isn't going to have a shot at ...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:15:00 PST

going out tonight.

i love have a day job.because i get to go out tonight.guess this is a little late but if anyone catches this,there is a free show at emo's tonight.all three stages are free and i think it's like 4 ban...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

a bum no more.

so i went like 2 months without a job.we kinda went through all the money we had saved up.but that was only because i thought we were getting more money, but we weren't.i probably wouldn't have quit m...
Posted by kelly on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 12:57:00 PST

i'm lazy when i'm not working.

it's nice not having a job,but i'm actually starting to get bored around the apartment during the day.i've pretty much cleaned everything i can and we even threw out a lot of junk that we should have ...
Posted by kelly on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 12:37:00 PST

end of an era, let us celebrate.

jesus it's been a long time.well no better way to start this out by saying it. i am quiting my job...finally. i've just completely worm myself out and need a change.my last day is next friday.and...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:07:00 PST

kryptonite condom

"The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom.  That would kill him." -Brodie Bruce
Posted by kelly on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST